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[penguinboy]

Q: What's the most hurtful thing you can do to a man? A: Gnaw on his testicles. That has something to do with mermaids, but I forget what. They both remind me of the phrases "salt water" and "come up for air.” Mermaids have these killer stares which enables them to win in any staring contest. I once dated a mermaid. That was sufficiently

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the utilitarian testical

[invertedjello]

I saw this woman on tv who was in some restaurant and decided she would eat some bull testicles. She must not have been a king, because she spat them out and proceeded to writhe about on the floor in disgust. So some poor ball-less bovine lost his nuts for nothing. That was sad really.
What is more sad is that you can buy kangaroo scrotum pouches. I kid you not. Some poor sap hunts kangaroos in the outback, chops off their balls, and makes change purses out of them. Maybe there is some booming ball bag market I don't know about. It's probably the same place that buys all those nosehair trimmers.