Oct 31, 2005 02:53
So, I got a call about an hour ago. It was some guys named Andy and Chris (I know this because I was REPEATEDLY asking them WHO the hell the were and WHY the hell they were calling me). Apparently, I slept with Andy and met Chris at a club. I don't know WHO the hell they were or WHAT the hell they wanted, but now I can't sleep.
So, I never slept with ANYONE named Andy.
I NEVER received lingerie from ANYONE named Chris, with or without a receipt.
If I fail Economics because I miss class tomorrow, you better believe I'm going to hunt these people down and make them pay when I have to re-take it to freakin' graduate.
NEVER EVER EVER call me at 1:30am on a Monday morning unless you are in an emergency situation. Does EVERYONE understand that????