theres a million other fish in the sea
yeah....whooooat....okaaaay....welll thursday was one hell of a day.......i got my effin permit, but one hell of a bitch, i woke early that morning...daym....lol...welll i went to the dmv iwth my pink sheet saying i completed my class....then i find out to be able to take the test-i needed to have a certificate of enrollment for behind teh wheel training, so i went to get that...from sum 80 old grumpy ass granny at capitol---230 bux down the drain-effers--then i had to have this paper signd by both my parents....so we drove down to sunnyvale, to have my dad sign the paper as well, so we return to the dmv at 2, i dont even want to study no more, im so tired and pissed, finally in the dmv....we get there...EFFIN RUSH ..HELLA EMIGRANTES......i was in a room filled wit illegal aliens, i felt like calling "la migra" on all those mexicants asses....only form of desi existed there....SADARJI...how the hell could they pass the dmv test?..god knows....well i got all my info in the comp, and hten i find out i gots to have my picture taken that day.....daym.....DAYM, WITH OUT MY HAT, at least i wore a hat htat day, so my hair wasnt completaly awol.....but i took teh test got 5 wrong...so i passed...YEAAAHHH...whooooooowat.....okaaay....later i went to washington hospintal...finally completeed my health check to be able to work in the hospital, faggots.....
next day....woke...jummah...fun, home...missing hours (forgot wat happend)...oh wait....I MADE STEAK...YEP I DID IT....i use every sauce seasoning and stuff mix it all together, and it shockingly tastes hella good....so i made steak for me, family, fareed bhai, and sameer bhai.....they came in the evening, we cooked, we ate, we chiillld, then we went and say i robot at 12 15 am...daym...GOOOD MOVIE...went with ob, hella fun, since it was late we had to go to the union city one...hella gangstas, and it was then ob and me decide to have a philosophical and politiical discussion of y all gangsta niggers only listen to popular rap, and nothing undergound...we determed the reason.....rooted by khadar....they stupid niggers
next day...satureday..woke at one....john came over...dammit-hes goin to greece, ill miss that nazi...well...went to bloomingdales in stanford mall, man do i hate that place...not the place but the fuckin ppl...fuckin crackers i havent seen such arrogant hoity toity crackers since bloody pebble beaches golf resort where the parking lot only has the hightest priced cars--fags.....well..home, kabrastan..STARBUX......mmm...caramel frap...<3...then home...fareedbhai calld, we went to gym..and played tennis iwt my nifty new hammer head ...hella pimp....while there...we saw sum azn girl bout my age, get chewed out by her dad for playing tennis substandardly..when she could pwn me ne day...well..she had a tantrum, and me and fareed bhai laughd...came home...dinner...movie-hum tum...nice movie.....then cricket....srilanka vs india...the battle of savages...wth...in the finals is bloody india playing, when pakistan beat india..it aint no tournament, its jackd up, and the "tournament" was held in sri lunka, and who won?..THE SRI LUNKANS...seem odd?...well tahts wat happens when u give sri lunkans power....currupt momos....amber i kno ur reading this.....lol
sunday.....i wake...to find out im going to go fishing....we go to sunol pleasanton---shadowcliffs lake to fish...DONT CATCH A DAYM FUCKIN THING.....however i learnd how to properly cast off the reel from sum oakie, a huge cracka who had never cut his bodily hair within the last 4 years..eww....hobo.....we came home.....only to eat our bait....shrimp
the end
"i hate to tell u this, but i was right"
next day....woke...jummah...fun, home...missing hours (forgot wat happend)...oh wait....I MADE STEAK...YEP I DID IT....i use every sauce seasoning and stuff mix it all together, and it shockingly tastes hella good....so i made steak for me, family, fareed bhai, and sameer bhai.....they came in the evening, we cooked, we ate, we chiillld, then we went and say i robot at 12 15 am...daym...GOOOD MOVIE...went with ob, hella fun, since it was late we had to go to the union city one...hella gangstas, and it was then ob and me decide to have a philosophical and politiical discussion of y all gangsta niggers only listen to popular rap, and nothing undergound...we determed the reason.....rooted by khadar....they stupid niggers
next day...satureday..woke at one....john came over...dammit-hes goin to greece, ill miss that nazi...well...went to bloomingdales in stanford mall, man do i hate that place...not the place but the fuckin ppl...fuckin crackers i havent seen such arrogant hoity toity crackers since bloody pebble beaches golf resort where the parking lot only has the hightest priced cars--fags.....well..home, kabrastan..STARBUX......mmm...caramel frap...<3...then home...fareedbhai calld, we went to gym..and played tennis iwt my nifty new hammer head ...hella pimp....while there...we saw sum azn girl bout my age, get chewed out by her dad for playing tennis substandardly..when she could pwn me ne day...well..she had a tantrum, and me and fareed bhai laughd...came home...dinner...movie-hum tum...nice movie.....then cricket....srilanka vs india...the battle of savages...wth...in the finals is bloody india playing, when pakistan beat india..it aint no tournament, its jackd up, and the "tournament" was held in sri lunka, and who won?..THE SRI LUNKANS...seem odd?...well tahts wat happens when u give sri lunkans power....currupt momos....amber i kno ur reading this.....lol
sunday.....i wake...to find out im going to go fishing....we go to sunol pleasanton---shadowcliffs lake to fish...DONT CATCH A DAYM FUCKIN THING.....however i learnd how to properly cast off the reel from sum oakie, a huge cracka who had never cut his bodily hair within the last 4 years..eww....hobo.....we came home.....only to eat our bait....shrimp
the end
"i hate to tell u this, but i was right"