Crazy and Drooling, RM/DK, Numb3rs RPS

[penguingal]

Title: Crazy and Drooling
Author: penguingal
Rating: Let's call it R
Pairing: RM/DK
Warnings: RPS *eep*
Disclaimer: LIES DAMN LIES AND STATISTICS (other words, don't know them, I made it up)
Feedback: oh please oh please
A/N: Inspired by the first photo here and this one (thanks nina_ds and slick_puppy). Kids, the RPS writes itself. I couldn't resist! Enjoy.

Comments

[sidereal]

"And now the fangirls are drooling and I just know--they think I don't but I do--I know they've figured it out and some of them are going to write about it and there'll be rumors and and I'm sorry but you smile like that and I just can't help it--"

*DIES*

I loved this. I couldn't stop giggling the whole way through, and it was so cute!

[penguingal]

LOL Thanks! This is the product of too much time spent on the train trying to get home last night and really really good Chinese food :D

[1trackmind]

Oh very nice!

[penguingal]

Thank you darling!

Tropical Get Away

[penguingal]

Coop sat in his SUV, chewing on his thumb and staring at a nondescript, broke down house on an equally nondescript broke down street, just waiting. He knew it, he could feel it; his fugitive would be here. He allowed himself a sigh and a glance at his watch. He shifted in his seat, restless. It'd been almost three months since he'd last been able to see Don and Charlie and there was an almost persistent itch under his skin now. His nerves thrummed and buzzed, making it difficult to concentrate. He vowed, as soon as this hunt was over, he was going to go see them, no matter what. His phone buzzed, starting him out of his reverie and he picked it up without looking at the caller ID

Re: Tropical Get Away

[1trackmind]

"You have some vacation time, right?" Charlie asked in his most innocent voice.

Don propped himself up on his elbow and used his other hand to trace Charlie's cheek. "Yeah, I have some time."

"And you don't have anything major going on right now?"

"Not at the moment, no. Charlie what--?"

"So you could maybe get away for a week or ten days? Starting, say, Friday? And your passport is up to date and everything?"

"What are you planning, Imp?" Don asked, smiling that smile Charlie loved, the one that made his eyes crinkle.

"Just say yes. It's been ages since you took time off." He gave Don his best puppy dog eyes and his brother laughed.

"Okay, yes, but - - "

"Good, then request the time off."

"Do I get to know where we're going?"

"Nope," Charlie said, grinning. "And if you insist on asking questions, I'll just have to find some other way to distract you." He squirmed and wiggled until he was laying on top of Don. He pulled the blanket up around his shoulders and wiggled again, kissing Don deeply.

[scots_rock]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

RPS RPS!!! REAL PERSON SLASH!!! Thank you!! Thank you so much! This was awesome and drooooool-worthy. (my bucket is full, btw.) I was thinking about writing RPS, too, didn't know whether people would like it. You just gave me the push I needed! *grinzzzzz*

RM/DK, such a nice pairing, hott men, nice hair... *dramatic sigh* should stop right there, or go get writing! *hehe*

[penguingal]

I was thinking about writing RPS, too, didn't know whether people would like it. You just gave me the push I needed!

LOL That's me! I'm a pusher! :D

[goodbyemyfancy]

WOW those pics just BEG to have this story written to go along with them!!! PERFECT! I love David's squeak - I can so imagine that :) LOVELY RPS - we def need more of the David and Rob love!!!

[penguingal]

WOW those pics just BEG to have this story written to go along with them

If they insist on slashing themselves, that's it, game over. My hands are tied. Mmm... tied. ;D

[melissima]

You Wrote It!! Thank you, really.

Turning his head, Rob nipped at David's neck, careful not to mark or bruise. "Just watch out for Cheryl. She's the craziest fangirl of them all." He grinned into David's skin.

"Well, in that case, it's probably not my ass I'd have to worry about, is it?" he teased, reaching down to squeeze Rob.

Rob laughed. "Probably not." He kissed David again, hungry and fierce. "Speaking of asses," he smacked David's lightly, "get yours in that bed. Now."

Oh. My. God. I have to go splash water on my face now, because I can't afford to be reacting to Bossy Rob at work. ;>}

You are a national treasure, Mags.

[penguingal]

You are a national treasure, Mags.

LOL I'm not sure about national treasure. Local oddity to be sure. They're going to turn me into a roadside attraction! LOL