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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gollum!
- Four-fifths of the surface of Gollum is covered in water.
- It took Gollum 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
- Gollum can squeeze its entire body through a hole the size of its beak.
- All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Gollum!
- Some birds use Gollum to orientate themselves during migration!
- California is the biggest exporter of Gollum in the world.
- Gollum is the sacred animal of Thailand.
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Gollum in your mouth.
- Without its lining of Gollum, your stomach would digest itself.
- Gollum is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
So, so true...
This one is even better.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brian Kinneys dick!
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Brian Kinneys dick.
- Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Brian Kinneys dick!
- The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Brian Kinneys dick would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
- All swans in England belong to Brian Kinneys dick.
- Astronauts get taller when they are in Brian Kinneys dick!
- Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Brian Kinneys dick!
- The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Brian Kinneys dick.
- Brian Kinneys dick can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Brian Kinneys dick in your mouth.
- If you lick Brian Kinneys dick ten times, you will consume one calorie.
I wish #7 was true for me. *sulks*