The Adventures of Glenn William Mays
Well well well well, its been a while since i been on here... the reason for my update today is because of glenn william mays..this is a story of his life...read it and laugh people.......
2 yrs ago no 3 yrs ago i was sittin at my house with my friend Pat and my g/f nakeisha grear called me and asked if i could sneak out and i said "certainly" so i began calling and msgin ppl to come get me. but no one was available. so i called back and told her i could not get a ride and she said thats fine. i'll get my dad to come get you. i hang up put on warm clothes because it was chili out. we began walkin to the head of my holler. we waited for abut 30 to 40 mins and i thought that she was not goin to show. so we turned around and began walkin back. and all of a sudden i heard a car comin but it sounded like a coal truck. and i thought its 1 in the morning why would a coal truck be on the road. the car swerved in nearly hits both of us. pat hid behind a bush i walked up to the vehicle he rolled his window down. cig smoke hit me in the face. the mans eyes where blood shot and he said " are you the boys im lookin for?" and i said "yes!" so we piled in the back of the ol cavalier with about 7 kids in the back. we out 2 dates. and proceeded to wise. i was scared! this man was lookin at me very strangly and there where kids in my lap. we went up the old road to wise. and we got about half way up and he just stops on the side of the road for a pee break. i was still scared! we finally made it back to the house/trailor. we wlaked in and sat down and chester treated us to some bicardi. he began tellin me how he got out of prison recently and was lookin at me very strangly. givin me these weird smiles. Nakeisha decided we should go for a swim. so we went outside an di was expected a nice lil 4 ft 5 ft pool turned out to be a wal mart kitty pool. it was all good tho. i got in, me, Pat, melinda, nakeisha. we where sittin there aoking and looked over to my right and i seen chester standing up on top of the porch rail and jumped in head frist, he laid there for amin then got up and blood was runnin from his head... he said "that was a cannonball!" they all went back inside an di got lost. and i went into the trailor by accident. i walked in the door, and i seen this old woman just layin there in bed and i closed the door and i said im sorry. walked outside had to go across a bridge and fell in the creek. i was mad! i finally made it back into the hoiuse. sat down bedise nakeisha. Pat took melinda into the other room. and while he was, eating melinda out her b/f calls, who lived right next door! and we where scared he was goin to come over, but he never showed...Pussy...i asked nakiesha if she wanted to go to her room and she said "yes" so we walked through the living and went the couch and there she pulled back a sheet haning from the wall and said..."this is my room" i chuckled to myself. layed on the bed beside her. we where naked. and i was about to incert my penis into her vagina! but suddenly the sheet pulls back and her dad is standing there staring at me! he sits down right beside of me, flips my penis and says "it is very percky!" and asked me "do you have a condom" and i said "no" he reaches into his wallet an dhands me a condom and says "have fun" we do the damn thing! by this time it is 4 a.m and we must be leaving so chester and i and pat. begin the ride home. it was very quiet. when we finally got to Glenns Finer Homes. he stops the car, turns on the interior light, looks into the back and says "you boys know what you owe me for coming and gettin you and taking you home dont ya" i say "no" he puts his hand to his mouth and makes a blow job impression. me and Pat look at each other and jump out of the car and run home! but i did say "bye", didnt want to be rude! as im crawling through my window. i fall into the toilet but Pat had takin a big shit befor eleft and did not flush the toilet. face first with a face full of shit! The End
2 yrs ago no 3 yrs ago i was sittin at my house with my friend Pat and my g/f nakeisha grear called me and asked if i could sneak out and i said "certainly" so i began calling and msgin ppl to come get me. but no one was available. so i called back and told her i could not get a ride and she said thats fine. i'll get my dad to come get you. i hang up put on warm clothes because it was chili out. we began walkin to the head of my holler. we waited for abut 30 to 40 mins and i thought that she was not goin to show. so we turned around and began walkin back. and all of a sudden i heard a car comin but it sounded like a coal truck. and i thought its 1 in the morning why would a coal truck be on the road. the car swerved in nearly hits both of us. pat hid behind a bush i walked up to the vehicle he rolled his window down. cig smoke hit me in the face. the mans eyes where blood shot and he said " are you the boys im lookin for?" and i said "yes!" so we piled in the back of the ol cavalier with about 7 kids in the back. we out 2 dates. and proceeded to wise. i was scared! this man was lookin at me very strangly and there where kids in my lap. we went up the old road to wise. and we got about half way up and he just stops on the side of the road for a pee break. i was still scared! we finally made it back to the house/trailor. we wlaked in and sat down and chester treated us to some bicardi. he began tellin me how he got out of prison recently and was lookin at me very strangly. givin me these weird smiles. Nakeisha decided we should go for a swim. so we went outside an di was expected a nice lil 4 ft 5 ft pool turned out to be a wal mart kitty pool. it was all good tho. i got in, me, Pat, melinda, nakeisha. we where sittin there aoking and looked over to my right and i seen chester standing up on top of the porch rail and jumped in head frist, he laid there for amin then got up and blood was runnin from his head... he said "that was a cannonball!" they all went back inside an di got lost. and i went into the trailor by accident. i walked in the door, and i seen this old woman just layin there in bed and i closed the door and i said im sorry. walked outside had to go across a bridge and fell in the creek. i was mad! i finally made it back into the hoiuse. sat down bedise nakeisha. Pat took melinda into the other room. and while he was, eating melinda out her b/f calls, who lived right next door! and we where scared he was goin to come over, but he never showed...Pussy...i asked nakiesha if she wanted to go to her room and she said "yes" so we walked through the living and went the couch and there she pulled back a sheet haning from the wall and said..."this is my room" i chuckled to myself. layed on the bed beside her. we where naked. and i was about to incert my penis into her vagina! but suddenly the sheet pulls back and her dad is standing there staring at me! he sits down right beside of me, flips my penis and says "it is very percky!" and asked me "do you have a condom" and i said "no" he reaches into his wallet an dhands me a condom and says "have fun" we do the damn thing! by this time it is 4 a.m and we must be leaving so chester and i and pat. begin the ride home. it was very quiet. when we finally got to Glenns Finer Homes. he stops the car, turns on the interior light, looks into the back and says "you boys know what you owe me for coming and gettin you and taking you home dont ya" i say "no" he puts his hand to his mouth and makes a blow job impression. me and Pat look at each other and jump out of the car and run home! but i did say "bye", didnt want to be rude! as im crawling through my window. i fall into the toilet but Pat had takin a big shit befor eleft and did not flush the toilet. face first with a face full of shit! The End