Ohh-kayyy, this ROCKS:
http://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page 'Wikipaedia is a wab-foondit, free beuk o knawledge... that onybody can cheenge gin thay like. Wikipaedia haes aboot a million an a hauf airticles, an a thrid o thaim's in Inglis.'
My DB has trouble understanding the text there. That's probably because, unlike me, he's not spent a fair whack of time around Glaswegians who were in various states of inebriation :-)