Because I'm still an LJ Whore at heart, I just don't get paid for it anymore ;)
My Response: Everyone needs their name spelled out in Russian nudes, right?
Whats evil creature do you hide?(Cool Pics)
You hold not a demon, but death itself.
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quiz!
My Response: As I was walk through the valley of my own shadow, I will fear no evil. This is an interesting quiz, and a constant reminder that we all have dark spaces in our lives. Our purpose is to let the light expel the darkness and keep it at bay. We are all born into sin, but we don't have to stay in it.
What type of Fae are you? My Response: I like to think I'm selfish, not because I don't always see every side, but more of because I just need to take care of myself. Of course, I also hate to admit I don't see everything. The truth is, I don't, and the more I think about it, the more I realize it. Wow, I really am a care-free pixie...
penguin001
[adjective]:
Pretentiously academian
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at
QuizGalaxy.com My Response: hehe
The Winner!
You scored 80 elegance and 93 spankability!
An absolutely stunningly high score for spankability, matched with an
equally stunning high score for elegance! You have won!
Congratulations! You're cooler than the lovechild of, let's see, Bjork
and Lord Byron, and more spankable than two dolphins leaning over a
gate! Er, that last simile may need some explanation. You see,
cetologists have established that a dolphin is essentially a buttock
with a tail at one end and a beak at the other. That's why they so
often travel in pairs. Scientific fact. But I should also clarify that
the author of this test harbours no improper thoughts or desires
concerning our ocean-going mammal friends. that would be lower than
Gottlob Frick's voice, Aaron Spelling's brow and a televangelist's
belly. I'm hot for similes, not cetacea. Just sayin'. So contact me if
you like, you winner you, and I'll send you your prize: I believe it's
a picture of a fluffy bunny.
My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on elegance
You scored higher than 99% on spankability
Link:
The elegant spankability Test written by
Laon- on
OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the
32-Type Dating Test My Response: Yeah, this doesn't suprise me. And beyond that, not much I can say ;)
Guaranteed Abduction
You scored 50% Abductableness!
The results are in, and there's not much time, so let me be the first
to congratulate you! Why you ask? Well, it's just a matter of time
before you're abducted!!! Your test results indicate that you are one
of the most abductable people alive. You can't spot the aliens
among us, your body is perfect for bizarre experimentation, and your
mental instability ensures that once back on Earth, no one will believe
your ridiculous story.
So polish that sphincter and kiss your loved ones goodbye. Prepare
yourself for agonizing sessions of scientific sodomy and horrific brain
surgery! Male or female, you'll soon be host to several alien
symbionts, and you'll finally get to experience the chest-popping
miracle of alien birth. It's not going to be pretty, but somebody has
to do it.
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 92% on Abductableness
Link:
The Am I Alien-Abductable? Test written by
dukemojo on
Ok Cupid, home of the
32-Type Dating Test My Response: This one doesn't surprise me either. I think I already have a few under my belt, pun not intended.