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So, let us begin with the return of the flu-spreaders! I'm not entirely sure what it is that keeps knocking over the dustbin, but it's annoying. Because then my Sims drop everything to go stomp on the roaches and then they get the flu.
You do know what killed Andrea, right? The flu. Leave them alone, guys!
And stop bawling your eyes out, Biscuit. They're only bugs, and they're not even inside your house.
Relentless? He's rejecting women. Honestly, guys, now he's an adult he seems to have inherited Mighty's girl-magnet abilities... but... he's fussy. Apparently.
Mighty? He's good, I guess. Kinda still wants to marry Kimberly, who is the woman of much yellow, but... good.
And now for even more interesting things that happen on the pavement immediately outside the house. Here is randomly passing pretty redhead woman verbally assaulting a randomly passing bartender for no apparent reason. Maybe he kicked her out a bar or something, I dunno.
After they got invited in, it just got worse and we upgraded to physical aggression.
And then war.
Hey, Relentless! I think I found you a potential girlfriend! She can like, protect you and stuff :3
Mighty grew up and now he is old. This actually saddens me. Partly because I had to swap his outfits, but mostly because he is speeding his way towards death and as much as I love my Relentless... wah! Mighty don't go ;;
(I also am a bit miffed with the fact that there are NO good male pjs for elders to download and I'm permanently stuck with Maxis' all-the-same-mesh shitty things, and with the amount of time my Sims spend in their pjs...)
In the meantime, we have progressed to a first kiss. Wait, that's really your first kiss? Oops.
I think, somehow, that she could tell.
Mind you, she's not very good at it either, so screw her.
It's all okay though, we've got high chemistry going on here and she tends to rather hang around a lot anyway. So now Relentless has a girlfriend, ooo~
A girlfriend who is moving straight in, dammit. Never mind letting the relationship develop. Dates? Nightlife? Do you think I can be arsed waiting for a community lot to load?
But yeah. Her name is Debbie. Debbie Schweber or something like that, which I find amusing to say out loud for some reason. She is a knowledge Sim, making the second knowledge/family pairing thus far in my legacy. She appears to have a high interest, from her wants panel, in turning people she hates into zombies.
And her LTW is to be a mad scientist. Okay then.
Biscuit celebrates Relentless getting a girlfriend by jumping on the settee. Actually, he doesn't need a reason to jump on the settee, he just does it whenever.
I gave Debbie a quick makeover, but she got to keep her hair 'cause I think it's pretty and it suits her. She's certainly no Andrea, but an aggressive fighting Sim is always a plus for me. ...and I get to use injury-related CC on her :D That is a bruise on her right eye, yes.
Relentless, why are you being so mean to Biscuit? :( All he wanted to do was tickle you! Tickle tickle? Poor Biscuit.
Ah, but that's okay really, because Biscuit has a new toy to play with.
So you can go back to your fishing in peace. ...except the pond is right underneath Biscuit's window so you were quite lucky that rainbow trout wasn't scared away by all the noise.
But now you have something to do other than fish, right? See, Relentless? Your life doesn't suck after all.
Since this relationship has progressed so well, although admittedly very quickly, it was time to begin procedures to ensure the children would not end up with the incorrect surnames. ...no, I'm not an especially romantic person, can you tell?
Debbie seems to think it's a great idea though, so yay! Cute hug shot.
Oh, and this deserved a special picture because Relentless is an excellent fisher and hardly ever brings up rubbish from the bottom of the pond. His face~ he's certainly not impressed that this is not a fish.
Biscuit has found a box full of sparklers. OH THE CHILDISH GLEE. Biscuit, at least wait until it goes dark!
What is this? A pile of wood?
Let's burn it!
Because today is a day of celebration, and any and all weddings must involve fire. IT'S A NEW RULE. And the snow just adds to the fun.
Also, I forgot how annoying champagne is. My Sims are never again permitted to have champagne anywhere on the lot.
There is an exchanging of vows and wedding rings...
And then there are explosions and awesome party is awesome.
Yeah, if I ever get married? I'm so having fireworks and sparklers. It's a good excuse.
I actually had a lot of fun playing this party, normally I don't touch Sim parties with a seven foot twig. My Sims get married in the kitchen, living room or bathroom, spontaneously. And you can imagine the torment my Popularity sims must suffer...
And here's a random screencap of Biscuit dancing. I dunno. I suppose I just kinda wanted to show his little social-life type thingymawhatsit.
Anyway, somewhere along the lines, Debbie got pregnant. Apparently, nothing interesting happened at all, and you don't even get the infamous pop. So we jump straight to labour. In the bathroom. Nothing strange there.
And behold! A baby.
This little boy is Wi-Fi, so named for the Nintendo Wi-Fi stick that has taken up residence in one of my computer's front USB ports. He has Debbie's skin, Relentless' colours, and eyebrows of doom. Well... almost doom. I have seen much worse.
Just because Debbie has just given birth, does not mean she can't still beat the shit out of people. Here she is on another lot entirely (specifically, Ribbon's new home), engaging in a friendly conversation with some random woman she has never met before.
Honestly, Debbie, did you really have to. ...actually, never mind, carry on. Violent knowledge Sims are awesome.
Ah, Andrea! Speaking of knowledge Sims and my love for them, hi! Nice to see you approve of your husband's new girl.
She scared Mighty as well. Is it me, or does he also look kinda sad? ;~;
Relentless is being a Dad, which I think is adorable. Aww~ Mind you, much like Mighty and Andrea, he has a fear of changing nappies. I don't know why, I don't get it, but it must have something to do with having only two neat points.
Just like everyone in the house. Yes, Debbie also only has two neat points. Gargh.
Debbie's pretty determined to "get fit" so I let her play around with Biscuit's exercise stuff. Personally, I'm a bit worried about Debbie with more body points, because... well. Violent tendencies and all. But still, Debbie gets to get fit.
And Mighty gets to stand in the bathroom. Hungry. And not moving. What the hell, Mighty? You're borderline starving! Go raid the fridge or something!
I had to direct him out of the bathroom...
But after regaining his free will from the evil powers in the bathroom (incidentally, most of my childhood nightmares revolved around bathrooms), he goes and gets this? Mighty, that is not proper food!
Biscuit's birthday finally arrived...
But... his... his cheeks. What happened to them? Why do they look like someone's fused bra padding to them? Oh Biscuit, you were so cute as a Teen! How did you end up with those?
Anyway, now that Biscuit is all grown up he can move out. Bye-bye! ...oh shit, my family friend count has gone down...
More room means more babies, even if there was already the room for more anyway, so Relentless and Debbie get back to it.
And then there is much bright blue vomit.
You think so, Debbie?
Mighty wanted to go on a date with Kimberly so I thought I'd indulge him a little. Stuck him in a taxi and sent him away!
Not that Kimberly ate the cake, mind. Though Mighty did get plenty of kisses and it went fantastically.
And then they both wanted to get engaged. ...well, I don't think Andrea is going to be too pleased, but I suppose I can let them. Even if there is a huge age difference. The huge mysterious age difference - remember, Mighty has known her since he was starting out in a tent.
Perhaps I should've aged her up with FT, like I did with dreadlocks woman. She's currently living with Ribbon, so I see her quite a bit, though I never do remember her name.
Not sure why she's pulling a bitchy-face. Relentless did nothing to her.
Wi-Fi's birthday arrived, and...
Er...
I think you can probably expect to get spammed with pics of him.
Because I think he's absolutely adorable *melt*
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Incidentally, Wi-Fi also only has two neat points. WTF, I am cursed.