Fake ham, you rock me like the real thing . . .
It only just occured to me that morningstar farms has to pay somebody to eat real meat so they can know whether or not corn dog formula 118 tastes more or less like actual corn dogs than corn dog formula 116.
The world is very complicated.
The world is very complicated.
In the dream, we saw each other in a random bookstore. You came up to me and excitedly asked me if I preferred the new He-Man cartoon or the classic He-Man. I asserted my preference for the classic He-Man. I also mentioned that I had the first season of He-Man on dvd and that you could drop by my house anytime to watch a few episodes. As if driving three and a half hours one way to watch He-Man would ever happen, but I suppose the dreaming mind doesn't take account of such things as time and distance.
At any rate, the dream-world-you thought this was a wonderful idea and you were ready to go right then. However, you cell phone rang at that instant. It was the Queen of England on the other end. She wanted you to go to Japan and defeat an ancient, evil god that had placed his soul in a book. As the Queen's most trusted superhero, you, regretfully, had to go. You asked if you could come to my house to watch He-Man in the future and I assured you that you could.
So there you have it - the strange inter-workings of my brain. Just wanted you to know that my unconscious mind groups you in with japanese gods, He-Man and the Queen of England.
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That definitely goes on the list of the top 10 nicest/most complicated things anyone's ever said to me.
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