NO!!!!
STOP RIGHT THERE!!! DON'T EVEN THINK OF LOGGING ONTO FACEBOOK DOT COM. IT'S A CAMPUS-WIDE ADDICTION, I TELL YOU! YOU WILL BEGIN ADDING FRIENDS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW....AND POSTING RANDOM COMMENTS ON PEOPLE'S WALLS...AND SOON, YOU WILL HAVE. NO. SOUL.
That was a very dualistic statement. I just betrayed my philosophical standpoint on matters of non-physical being.
I was at a concert in LA, and the band was having an off night, and some people in the audience started throwing tomatoes at the band. And I thought, who would throw tomatoes at the band? That's bad. But then I thought, who would bring a tomato to a show? That's even worse.
You shouldn't throw tomatoes at a band, because what if they really like tomatoes? They'll think you're enjoying the show: "You guys are kickin' ass; here, here's a tomato!"
A tomato is a universal sign of...not enjoying a performance. Plus I like it on a sandwich.
PS: don't accidentally fall asleep for 2 1/2 hours at 7:30pm if you need to get milk at Walgreens.
That was a very dualistic statement. I just betrayed my philosophical standpoint on matters of non-physical being.
I was at a concert in LA, and the band was having an off night, and some people in the audience started throwing tomatoes at the band. And I thought, who would throw tomatoes at the band? That's bad. But then I thought, who would bring a tomato to a show? That's even worse.
You shouldn't throw tomatoes at a band, because what if they really like tomatoes? They'll think you're enjoying the show: "You guys are kickin' ass; here, here's a tomato!"
A tomato is a universal sign of...not enjoying a performance. Plus I like it on a sandwich.
PS: don't accidentally fall asleep for 2 1/2 hours at 7:30pm if you need to get milk at Walgreens.