Melou *Totally makes plans to hit on Spoiler!Steph when he's 17*
Melehan: *raises eyebrow, rolls eyes*
Melou: She's a SUPERHERO
Melehan:...and?
Melehan: She also has nice tits. So, which are you more interested in?
Melou: Probably pretty flexible
Melehan: You just keep dreaming, little brother
Melou: That's what I do
Melehan: Then dream IN PRIVATE
MElou: Hey, you brought up her tits
Melehan: *beat* I was being pre-emptive
Melou: Uh huh. You know, if you got your nose out of books and starting talking to girls, you wouldn't be soo cranky all the time.
Melehan: Excuse me?
Melou: *grins*
Melehan: *DISDAINS TO EVEN ANSWER THAT*
Melou: I'll even help. You start simple, with, like "Hi."
Melehan: *puts book down, very carefully, grabs an apple and throws it at Melou's head*
Melou: *knew that was coming* *catches, takes a bite*
Melehan: Oh, piss off.
Melou: *grins again* *ruffles Mele's hair*
Melehan: *grabs book and IGNORES*
lamorgne:*grins* They? Will be FUN
Cywyll: heeeeeee
lamorgne: *bounces*
Cywyll: *does too!*
Cywyll: but tiredly
lamorgne: of course, now I can see Melou trying to set Mele up with people and it's cracking me up
Cywyll: well, only after he's decided he doesn't want them himself >.>
lamorgne: ahahah
Melou: Come on, ladies! He's the future King of Briton! Can't do much better than that!
Melehan: HIGH King, twit. *is probably sekritly gay or something*
lamorgne: but that note, we shall see. He's just smirking at me and not telling me a damn thing
Melou: EXACTLY. That means you have to have kids and stuff
Melehan: *turns red* I'm sure, I'll, um. Manage
Melou: *shakes head sadly* You're hopeless
Melehan:....I have YOU around! Why do I have to have the heirs?
Melou: Because YOU'RE going to be the High King. I'm just your dashingly handsome younger brother.
Melehan: Dashingly handsome? We're IDENTICAL!
Melou: *waves hand* Irrelevant.
Melehan: Melou. I'm trying to READ
Melou: And I'm trying to distract you. I think I'm winning.
Melehan: *silently fumes*
Melou: *beams*