Anfield Parish
This made me giggle when a Priest (Father Sean-Patrick Riley, such an Irish name) came to visit my nan in hospital and struck up this conversation with my non-religious uncle:
Father Sean-Patrick Riley: Have I seen you at the parish?
Uncle David: No you won't see me there. I go to the Anfield Parish.
Father Sean-Patrick Riley: Oh yes, that's Father Smith1, isn't it?
Uncle David: No, Father Benitez.
It is a tough match for us today. The only two unbeaten teams in the Premiership come face to face to the top-spot. Hopefully Liverpool will win!
1 I made up the name "Father Smith" because I couldn't remember the name Fr. Sean-Patrick Riley told us.
Father Sean-Patrick Riley: Have I seen you at the parish?
Uncle David: No you won't see me there. I go to the Anfield Parish.
Father Sean-Patrick Riley: Oh yes, that's Father Smith1, isn't it?
Uncle David: No, Father Benitez.
It is a tough match for us today. The only two unbeaten teams in the Premiership come face to face to the top-spot. Hopefully Liverpool will win!
1 I made up the name "Father Smith" because I couldn't remember the name Fr. Sean-Patrick Riley told us.