My Wank Tape
As I'm unpacking my things back into my old bedroom in my mother's house, I decided it was the perfect opportunity to sort through all my old things and box up some stuff I no longer need.
While clearing through the mass of junk I've hoarded in the cupboard under my bed throughout my childhood (I used to call it "My Star Wars Collection" but I doubt sweet wrappers, broken toys, and random newspaper cuttings count as a collection) I came across a VHS tape, soundly hidden at the back of my cupboard disguised in a The World Is Not Enough VHS sleeve. I instantly knew what this video cassette contained. After sitting through a random episode of Saved by the Bell to hide the true intent of the video comes its real purpose. 6 hours of soft core pornography! Clips recorded from random TV shows and movies of anything kinky, sexy, and lots of people having sex. The majority of it recorded from the good old Channel 5 before it became a respected television channel. I can't believe half the things Channel 5 used to show - I never see anything like that today! I don't find any of it arousing now, but whether that's because I'm no longer a horny teenager who gets excited at the mere mention of anything sexual, or because there isn't a cock in sight, I have no idea. The video is full of boobs, lesbians, sex scenes from TV shows and films, and random clips from adult shows such as Euro Trash. Me and my friend Daniel from down the road would take it in turns to take the video, have fun with it, and record any more sex we found while browsing TV in the early hours of the morning.
Oh to be 13 again...
While clearing through the mass of junk I've hoarded in the cupboard under my bed throughout my childhood (I used to call it "My Star Wars Collection" but I doubt sweet wrappers, broken toys, and random newspaper cuttings count as a collection) I came across a VHS tape, soundly hidden at the back of my cupboard disguised in a The World Is Not Enough VHS sleeve. I instantly knew what this video cassette contained. After sitting through a random episode of Saved by the Bell to hide the true intent of the video comes its real purpose. 6 hours of soft core pornography! Clips recorded from random TV shows and movies of anything kinky, sexy, and lots of people having sex. The majority of it recorded from the good old Channel 5 before it became a respected television channel. I can't believe half the things Channel 5 used to show - I never see anything like that today! I don't find any of it arousing now, but whether that's because I'm no longer a horny teenager who gets excited at the mere mention of anything sexual, or because there isn't a cock in sight, I have no idea. The video is full of boobs, lesbians, sex scenes from TV shows and films, and random clips from adult shows such as Euro Trash. Me and my friend Daniel from down the road would take it in turns to take the video, have fun with it, and record any more sex we found while browsing TV in the early hours of the morning.
Oh to be 13 again...