Where's my DVD?

[pendo]

I am extremely pissed off! Where's my motherfucking DVD!? It hasn't arrived in this morning's post. I ordered it online to get it on the day of release, or possibly even early. Now it will be coming late, so basically I could have just gone down to HMV this morning and picked it up myself! Why did my other two DVDs come on Saturday, but this one didn't? I bet the postman has nicked it, fookin wanker!!


I WANT MY DVD!!! *sobs*