Animal Porn
Sorry for not doing a proper update since Monday. This is mostly due to me being bed-ridden with a box of Kleenex tissues (for my Man Flu you dirty minded fool hehe). Except for dragging myself into University and School I've done nothing other than sleep this week.
On Tuesday the academic unions went on strike across Britain, meaning most tutors in my uni would be striking. Unfortunately for me, my tutor, Annie, wasn't striking which meant I had to drag myself into uni for a seminar. I suppose I could have taken the day off, but I felt like getting out of bed for a while.
Wednesday I was starting to feel a lot better so I dragged myself into school. I know this may sound cruel, but I wasn't really that arsed about passing on my germs to the children in my class because they're all little shits hahaha. Besides, most flu and cold virals are only contagious before you actually begin to show any symptoms, so the chances of me giving it to them were much greater last week before I knew I had the Man Flu. The kids were little shits, as usual. I've got two lessons to plan for next week, I pray to God they're going behave for me when I'm teaching.
I was supposed to be going to the Liverpool vs. Benfica match on Wednesday. My Uncle David gave me his ticket because he couldn't get a shift swap in work, but he managed to get one at the last minute so took his ticket back! GIT! I was fuming, I was so excited for the match I haven't been to one in ages. Oh well, we got beat anyways, and are now out of the Champions League :o(
Thursday I had an early start in Uni, but my afternoon seminars were all canceled so I was home by noon. I had an assignment due in for Friday, and because I've been ill I hadn't done much work on it, so all Thursday evening was spent working on my assignment. I got it finished by about 2:00am with no distractions, ahem... (thank God for Kleenex tissues hahaha)
Just when I thought I was feeling better, Friday I woke up feeling worse than ever. To top off my Man Flu I also now have an ear infection. I had to drag myself into University to hand in my assignment. Not only was I feeling like shit yesterday, but I looked like it too! You can imagine my horror when Sexy Guy sat right in front of me in the lecture, and I'm sure my sneezing and snotting right down his ear-hole during the lecture didn't do much to make him like me. As soon as I got home I was straight back into bed.
Today I'm feeling a little bit better from yesterday, but I still feel like shit. I've decided not to let my Man Flu set me back and keep me in bed all day. I'm trying to get myself up and about today. I'm supposed to be going for a few drinks with James tonight but I really don't know if I'll be feeling like it later, I'll have to see how I get on with my snotty nose today.
My mum is worried about my Man Flu because it's not been long since I was last ill. She's convinced it's because I don't eat, and is now on a force-feeding mission. She's also popping me full of pills. I now feel fat and high!
I'm all excited for the next James Bond movie. There's been a lot of new pictures on the Internet this week. One image does concern me, however:
There's just something about this image that makes me think "James Bond the animal porno?" It's the way that the horse is nuzzling into Catarina Murino's tits that makes me think she's into a bit of bestiality. It looks like Jimmy Bond has finally got a bit of competition when it comes to the ladies, I very much doubt he can compete in size with a horse. But then again, judging by this image I'm sure he won't have to worry about being inadequate.
On Tuesday the academic unions went on strike across Britain, meaning most tutors in my uni would be striking. Unfortunately for me, my tutor, Annie, wasn't striking which meant I had to drag myself into uni for a seminar. I suppose I could have taken the day off, but I felt like getting out of bed for a while.
Wednesday I was starting to feel a lot better so I dragged myself into school. I know this may sound cruel, but I wasn't really that arsed about passing on my germs to the children in my class because they're all little shits hahaha. Besides, most flu and cold virals are only contagious before you actually begin to show any symptoms, so the chances of me giving it to them were much greater last week before I knew I had the Man Flu. The kids were little shits, as usual. I've got two lessons to plan for next week, I pray to God they're going behave for me when I'm teaching.
I was supposed to be going to the Liverpool vs. Benfica match on Wednesday. My Uncle David gave me his ticket because he couldn't get a shift swap in work, but he managed to get one at the last minute so took his ticket back! GIT! I was fuming, I was so excited for the match I haven't been to one in ages. Oh well, we got beat anyways, and are now out of the Champions League :o(
Thursday I had an early start in Uni, but my afternoon seminars were all canceled so I was home by noon. I had an assignment due in for Friday, and because I've been ill I hadn't done much work on it, so all Thursday evening was spent working on my assignment. I got it finished by about 2:00am with no distractions, ahem... (thank God for Kleenex tissues hahaha)
Just when I thought I was feeling better, Friday I woke up feeling worse than ever. To top off my Man Flu I also now have an ear infection. I had to drag myself into University to hand in my assignment. Not only was I feeling like shit yesterday, but I looked like it too! You can imagine my horror when Sexy Guy sat right in front of me in the lecture, and I'm sure my sneezing and snotting right down his ear-hole during the lecture didn't do much to make him like me. As soon as I got home I was straight back into bed.
Today I'm feeling a little bit better from yesterday, but I still feel like shit. I've decided not to let my Man Flu set me back and keep me in bed all day. I'm trying to get myself up and about today. I'm supposed to be going for a few drinks with James tonight but I really don't know if I'll be feeling like it later, I'll have to see how I get on with my snotty nose today.
My mum is worried about my Man Flu because it's not been long since I was last ill. She's convinced it's because I don't eat, and is now on a force-feeding mission. She's also popping me full of pills. I now feel fat and high!
I'm all excited for the next James Bond movie. There's been a lot of new pictures on the Internet this week. One image does concern me, however:
There's just something about this image that makes me think "James Bond the animal porno?" It's the way that the horse is nuzzling into Catarina Murino's tits that makes me think she's into a bit of bestiality. It looks like Jimmy Bond has finally got a bit of competition when it comes to the ladies, I very much doubt he can compete in size with a horse. But then again, judging by this image I'm sure he won't have to worry about being inadequate.