Predictions for the New Year
Happy New Year everyone. It's 2006!
What a fantastic night it was last night. I was partying at Michael's. Although there was just me, Michael, and his friend Craig (oh and Tips the dog, of course) it was a fab night. We turned Michael's living room into a sort-of Krazyhouse. We had flashing lights, music, and even a podium hehe! Not forgetting glow-sticks too! We each drank sooooo much it's unbelievable. Poor Michael and Craig threw up come 1 o'clock, but luckily I can hold my alcohol so I was alright hehehe. Unfortunately for me this meant I was relegated to sleeping on the floor while Michael was passed out on the bed.
Today I've been intrigued by Mystic Meg's predictions for 2006, as found in the News of the World (that top-quality and well respected Sunday newspaper). Here's some of the most interesting of her predictions...
England win the WORLD CUP because Jupiter in Scorpio will protect and give luck to the England team. Scorpio Wayne Rooney scores and remains injury-free and while Libra Peter Crouch may come on for only 10 minutes he'll score a winner.
This was her first prediction? It doesn't build my confidence that her other predictions are going to be realistic.
We'll have SNOW at Easter, then a scorching summer that lasts until November in Britain. But in the US George Bush gets snowed in-during the summer-and starts to take the environment more seriously.
We can only hope this is true about George Bush, but we're not that lucky.
JORDAN and PETER ANDRE will be lovers in 2006 and for ever, as Meg reveals they've been together in five past lives.
I bet you each past life has ended with them being tortured and dying in some horrific way - you'd think that after five past lives they'd get the message that they're the most annoying couple and no one really gives a shit about them?
ALIENS transmit from their planet to ours, proving that there is life out there.
Sure... right... yeah! Believe that one!
BIG BROTHER SEVEN is the most controversial ever, when separately adopted twins, who have no idea they are related, appear on the show. Blame it on Gemini in the sky.
Well it's not going to be a surprise now, is it?
Scotland win the SIX NATIONS RUGBY with a last-minute try. And Rhona and the Scottish curling girls get a second GOLD in the Winter Olympics.
No one will ever know if this comes true. Does anybody actually pay attention to the Girls Curling events at the Olympics?
A new ISLAND appears out of the sea near Australia.
Does it appear with a cloud of smoke and a big *POOF!*?
A lost DICKENS story found in a Victorian desk in Huddersfield is a publishing smash.
The story is about some batty old lady who thinks she's a psychic - but all she does is chat shit!
A News of the World reader in Kent, born under the sign of Cancer, wins the biggest-ever Euro-millions LOTTERY prize.
And the News of the World have just increased their number of readers when hundreds of Cancerians start buying the paper thinking it will give them more chance of winning the Lottery.
I've made my own prediction:
As Uranus travels closer to the Earth everyone will begin to smell bullshit, and come 2007 they will realise how much of a silly old talentless bag Mystic Meg really is.
Anyways. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!! I hope 2006 brings you all lots of joy and happiness all year round!
What a fantastic night it was last night. I was partying at Michael's. Although there was just me, Michael, and his friend Craig (oh and Tips the dog, of course) it was a fab night. We turned Michael's living room into a sort-of Krazyhouse. We had flashing lights, music, and even a podium hehe! Not forgetting glow-sticks too! We each drank sooooo much it's unbelievable. Poor Michael and Craig threw up come 1 o'clock, but luckily I can hold my alcohol so I was alright hehehe. Unfortunately for me this meant I was relegated to sleeping on the floor while Michael was passed out on the bed.
Today I've been intrigued by Mystic Meg's predictions for 2006, as found in the News of the World (that top-quality and well respected Sunday newspaper). Here's some of the most interesting of her predictions...
England win the WORLD CUP because Jupiter in Scorpio will protect and give luck to the England team. Scorpio Wayne Rooney scores and remains injury-free and while Libra Peter Crouch may come on for only 10 minutes he'll score a winner.
This was her first prediction? It doesn't build my confidence that her other predictions are going to be realistic.
We'll have SNOW at Easter, then a scorching summer that lasts until November in Britain. But in the US George Bush gets snowed in-during the summer-and starts to take the environment more seriously.
We can only hope this is true about George Bush, but we're not that lucky.
JORDAN and PETER ANDRE will be lovers in 2006 and for ever, as Meg reveals they've been together in five past lives.
I bet you each past life has ended with them being tortured and dying in some horrific way - you'd think that after five past lives they'd get the message that they're the most annoying couple and no one really gives a shit about them?
ALIENS transmit from their planet to ours, proving that there is life out there.
Sure... right... yeah! Believe that one!
BIG BROTHER SEVEN is the most controversial ever, when separately adopted twins, who have no idea they are related, appear on the show. Blame it on Gemini in the sky.
Well it's not going to be a surprise now, is it?
Scotland win the SIX NATIONS RUGBY with a last-minute try. And Rhona and the Scottish curling girls get a second GOLD in the Winter Olympics.
No one will ever know if this comes true. Does anybody actually pay attention to the Girls Curling events at the Olympics?
A new ISLAND appears out of the sea near Australia.
Does it appear with a cloud of smoke and a big *POOF!*?
A lost DICKENS story found in a Victorian desk in Huddersfield is a publishing smash.
The story is about some batty old lady who thinks she's a psychic - but all she does is chat shit!
A News of the World reader in Kent, born under the sign of Cancer, wins the biggest-ever Euro-millions LOTTERY prize.
And the News of the World have just increased their number of readers when hundreds of Cancerians start buying the paper thinking it will give them more chance of winning the Lottery.
I've made my own prediction:
As Uranus travels closer to the Earth everyone will begin to smell bullshit, and come 2007 they will realise how much of a silly old talentless bag Mystic Meg really is.
Anyways. HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!! I hope 2006 brings you all lots of joy and happiness all year round!