fourth capture ☁ video/action for violet city
To anyone traveling from New Bark Town to Cherrygrove City, or to Violet City if he actually manages to get that far (which I doubt), if you happen to see some creepy otaku pervert collapsed on the road could you do me a favour and just ship him over to Violet City for me? The recipient name is Haqua, so make sure you use lots of sealing tape and don't leave any errant holes where oxygen might be able to squeeze through. You'll probably want to wear chemical protective gear when picking him up, too, if you want to avoid catching any filthy diseases he's carrying.
You may also be confused after hearing this pitiful excuse for trash on the side of the road referred to as Kami-sama by a certain friend of mine... [Here's looking at you, Elsie.]. Please just disregard that, as well as anything he might offer to divulge about myself and Elsie, because I can assure you it's all a big fat lie. Yes, that's right, Keiichi; question period is officially over.
Oh, but do feel free to ask me more about what kind of a person he is and I'll be happy to go into great detail, and unlike a certain swindler that shall not be named I won't even charge you for it! Well then, have a nice day everyone~!
You may also be confused after hearing this pitiful excuse for trash on the side of the road referred to as Kami-sama by a certain friend of mine... [Here's looking at you, Elsie.]. Please just disregard that, as well as anything he might offer to divulge about myself and Elsie, because I can assure you it's all a big fat lie. Yes, that's right, Keiichi; question period is officially over.
Oh, but do feel free to ask me more about what kind of a person he is and I'll be happy to go into great detail, and unlike a certain swindler that shall not be named I won't even charge you for it! Well then, have a nice day everyone~!