Silly Tandom Rhoughts-Ch 1
Sit down and enjoy. Kick back and relax. If you think you’re going crazy reading this, don’t worry, you’re probably already are there. Just read on and enjoy and don’t forget to laugh now and then, or at least smile. This is just a silly story for your reading pleasure. If you’re bored to tears or to the point of beating your head with chopsticks and paint brushes on Tuesdays, then this is for you!
Silly Tandom Rhoughts.
Chapter One
The Duck
So there was this Duck.
The Duck slowly and cautiously walked up to the Yatzhee referee. “Do you know where the yellow mallet is?", asked the Duck.
The Yatzhee referee looked at the Duck like he was nuts and with a half -raised eyebrow, said "I could use a doughnut right about now, what about you?"
“Nah,” said the Duck. “I’m not sure I could eat one of those things today. Not with all the grass in the yard this afternoon.” The Duck asked again. “Do you know where the yellow mallet is? I need to borrow it.”
“Does it have to be yellow?”, the referee asked. “You know, last Friday I saw a purple dinosaur on the roof of the hotel over there.”
“I don’t think purple is my color. I’m a duck if you haven’t noticed; flat, wide feet and a feather in my hat, if you know what I mean. Quack, quack and all that!”
The Yatzhee referee pulled out a business card from his pocket and handed it to the Duck. “Go see the Panda. I think he can maybe help you swipe the dishrag over the fish tank and see if the yellow mallet is there. It’s easy for him. It’s all black and white.”
“Oh Ok thanks, dude,” said the Duck. “Maybe I can go all Kung Fu on him with some special disco moves or something. Or maybe a cool flying fountain pen will come whizzing over the balcony stabbing the yellow mallet in the handle, pinpointing where it is on the checkerboard or something!”
Tune in tomorrow for Chapter Two! Don’t be late or the rug will lose it’s fizzle and the cows will walk over the umbrella to get to the Video Store.