errrrrrrrrrrrrrgh...
Morning After Show Reception (Friday, 4/29):
-experience debilitating abdominal pain for two hours
-go to emergency room
-be pronounced victim of vindictive gallbladder
-get admitted to hospital
-get pumped full of narcotic pain meds
Weekend Before Finals Week:
-be delirious with pain and/or hydromorphone, by turns
Monday, May 2nd
-miss first final, have gallbladder removed instead
-spend remainder of day delirious with pain and/or morphine, by turns
Tuesday, May 3rd
-wake up miserable and in pain
-get sent home, miserable and in pain, by merciless, scalpel-happy doctors
-remain trapped in bed by misery, pain, and ineffective Vicodin
Wednesday
-miss second final, spend most of day asleep and/or in pain instead
Thursday
-spend most of day asleep and/or in pain
Friday
-miss graduation, spend most of day asleep and/or in pain instead
TBC...
-experience debilitating abdominal pain for two hours
-go to emergency room
-be pronounced victim of vindictive gallbladder
-get admitted to hospital
-get pumped full of narcotic pain meds
Weekend Before Finals Week:
-be delirious with pain and/or hydromorphone, by turns
Monday, May 2nd
-miss first final, have gallbladder removed instead
-spend remainder of day delirious with pain and/or morphine, by turns
Tuesday, May 3rd
-wake up miserable and in pain
-get sent home, miserable and in pain, by merciless, scalpel-happy doctors
-remain trapped in bed by misery, pain, and ineffective Vicodin
Wednesday
-miss second final, spend most of day asleep and/or in pain instead
Thursday
-spend most of day asleep and/or in pain
Friday
-miss graduation, spend most of day asleep and/or in pain instead
TBC...