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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I broke andrewkendall's X-Box (-12 points). In February I stole happypinkegg's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I gave whoathere a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I donated bone marrow to gloriouselysium in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been nice (172 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
pencey