RECYCLING E-MAILS TO TELL ABOUT ME
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Around here, things are pretty much the same - meaning boring. And isn't it weird the way that infortunate events never come alone? Not only I didn't find that deserving someone you were talking about, but in a very short period of time I got a little sick; lost my cellphone; was sex-offended by a guy who started jerking himself off while looking at me in the middle of the movie theater; went throught some difficulties at work and got a little freaked-out, because Brazil decided to get jealous about Houston's Ike and start its own natural disasters.
I don't know if I told you about that, but some women (in fact I prefer the term "crazy religious fanatics bitches") at work were collecting signatures against me because they considered some words of mine to be driving by the Devil and decided to make a revolution by burning me at some stake - at least that was the impression I got when I first faced all the fuzz. It was a little mess, people went crazy about it and I felt really annoyed, feeling like they were treating me like that girl from "The Exorcist" movie. I should've puke on them, actually. But right now things cooled down, some of them apologized and I can make fun of it. Just like the fact I got myself a brand new sex-offender! Even worse than the one in the blue car, remember? This one (an ugly, nasty middle-aged man) appeared when I was inside the movie theater, watching "Burn After Reading" by the Coen Bros. He sat next to me and all of a sudden started to jerk off looking at my face. It was obviously kinda dark, so I didn't see anything but body movements, but it was so gross anyways! I guess I can't help attracting skeezy guys.
About Brazil's recent climate fuzz, for the first time (at least the first time I can remember) the rain got us really bad and in many states (specially in Santa Catarina, down in the south of Brazil) people are not only homeless, but dying. Last time I saw, 80.000 people have had to move from their homes, cause they were either swept away or suffered severe damage. And the numbers are still increasing! Around here damages weren't like it, but it's somewhatl tense because the rain is supposed to last for the next weeks. Remember when I said you should escape to Brazil when Ike show up again around there, so you would be safe? NOT a good idea anymore. Maybe we should go to Sweden, how about that? :)
Among the good news (which are few but... good), there are always some nice bars and nice talks that keep me busy until something big happens. I actually attended two parties this months - and it was kinda good. The first one was a costume party, so I decided to impersonate my very inner "Porky" and went dressed as a nerd - with polo shirt, suspenders, broken glasses and all. I got some compliments about the outfit (many of them came from very drunk people) and took some pictures, but I'm still too embarassed to show it to anyone. The other one was just a regular one (a friend of mine was celebrating his 27th birthday), with tons of booze and all. It was somewhat funny 'cause I burned some CD-Rs and worked as a DJ there for a bit (of course I played only good music like The Kooks and all). Also got a little drunk and did some shameful dance moves, but it was fine and I went home safe.
As I said, things are pretty much the same. People come, people go... But for some reason I feel like I'm standing still, waiting for something that will just not happen. For some reason, life keeps on being pointless. I don't have anywhere to go. I don't talk or hear anything that matters. I miss the calls, e-mails and messages I no longer receive. I still have to face the hours and the unbearable lightness of being - and that pretty much sucks.
Hope you're fine.
Hope seeing you soon.
M.
Around here, things are pretty much the same - meaning boring. And isn't it weird the way that infortunate events never come alone? Not only I didn't find that deserving someone you were talking about, but in a very short period of time I got a little sick; lost my cellphone; was sex-offended by a guy who started jerking himself off while looking at me in the middle of the movie theater; went throught some difficulties at work and got a little freaked-out, because Brazil decided to get jealous about Houston's Ike and start its own natural disasters.
I don't know if I told you about that, but some women (in fact I prefer the term "crazy religious fanatics bitches") at work were collecting signatures against me because they considered some words of mine to be driving by the Devil and decided to make a revolution by burning me at some stake - at least that was the impression I got when I first faced all the fuzz. It was a little mess, people went crazy about it and I felt really annoyed, feeling like they were treating me like that girl from "The Exorcist" movie. I should've puke on them, actually. But right now things cooled down, some of them apologized and I can make fun of it. Just like the fact I got myself a brand new sex-offender! Even worse than the one in the blue car, remember? This one (an ugly, nasty middle-aged man) appeared when I was inside the movie theater, watching "Burn After Reading" by the Coen Bros. He sat next to me and all of a sudden started to jerk off looking at my face. It was obviously kinda dark, so I didn't see anything but body movements, but it was so gross anyways! I guess I can't help attracting skeezy guys.
About Brazil's recent climate fuzz, for the first time (at least the first time I can remember) the rain got us really bad and in many states (specially in Santa Catarina, down in the south of Brazil) people are not only homeless, but dying. Last time I saw, 80.000 people have had to move from their homes, cause they were either swept away or suffered severe damage. And the numbers are still increasing! Around here damages weren't like it, but it's somewhatl tense because the rain is supposed to last for the next weeks. Remember when I said you should escape to Brazil when Ike show up again around there, so you would be safe? NOT a good idea anymore. Maybe we should go to Sweden, how about that? :)
Among the good news (which are few but... good), there are always some nice bars and nice talks that keep me busy until something big happens. I actually attended two parties this months - and it was kinda good. The first one was a costume party, so I decided to impersonate my very inner "Porky" and went dressed as a nerd - with polo shirt, suspenders, broken glasses and all. I got some compliments about the outfit (many of them came from very drunk people) and took some pictures, but I'm still too embarassed to show it to anyone. The other one was just a regular one (a friend of mine was celebrating his 27th birthday), with tons of booze and all. It was somewhat funny 'cause I burned some CD-Rs and worked as a DJ there for a bit (of course I played only good music like The Kooks and all). Also got a little drunk and did some shameful dance moves, but it was fine and I went home safe.
As I said, things are pretty much the same. People come, people go... But for some reason I feel like I'm standing still, waiting for something that will just not happen. For some reason, life keeps on being pointless. I don't have anywhere to go. I don't talk or hear anything that matters. I miss the calls, e-mails and messages I no longer receive. I still have to face the hours and the unbearable lightness of being - and that pretty much sucks.
Hope you're fine.
Hope seeing you soon.
M.