Naruto :: The Art of Giving In :: G :: no pairings
Title: The Art of Giving In
Fandom: Naruto
Character/s: Sasuke, Tenten
Prompt: #073 - Cows
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Dedicated to tao_empress and our unforgettable plot at COB. ♥ This is a more crack-esque take on it, but this DID originally spawn from crack, yes? XD
Sasuke stared, disbelief just visible on his face. "Absolutely not."
Patting the bovine's enormous head, Tenten tilted her own. "Why not?"
"We cannot use a cow."
"Maybe not," she admitted, "but Kabuto was going to kill her-"
"No."
"Sasuke-"
"Even if we had room, you think he won't notice a missing cow?"
"I made it look like one of the guards forgot to lock the-"
"Kabuto's not an idiot."
"But he has no reason to suspect us. What would we want with a cow?"
"That's my point."
Pause. "...I'm at least going to set her free."
Yet another pause. "...Whatever."
Done for ficlets100.
Fandom: Naruto
Character/s: Sasuke, Tenten
Prompt: #073 - Cows
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Notes: Dedicated to tao_empress and our unforgettable plot at COB. ♥ This is a more crack-esque take on it, but this DID originally spawn from crack, yes? XD
Sasuke stared, disbelief just visible on his face. "Absolutely not."
Patting the bovine's enormous head, Tenten tilted her own. "Why not?"
"We cannot use a cow."
"Maybe not," she admitted, "but Kabuto was going to kill her-"
"No."
"Sasuke-"
"Even if we had room, you think he won't notice a missing cow?"
"I made it look like one of the guards forgot to lock the-"
"Kabuto's not an idiot."
"But he has no reason to suspect us. What would we want with a cow?"
"That's my point."
Pause. "...I'm at least going to set her free."
Yet another pause. "...Whatever."
Done for ficlets100.