Former Professor Snape's Illustrated Guide to Grudging Redemption

[pen_and_umbra]

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[straussmonster]

Most people don't appreciate the Straussmonster Sick Cure, but a few shots of hot pepper vodka alternated with Jagermeister do absolute *wonders*.

:)

[pen_and_umbra]

Oh god. Yes, I can see how that would work -- there would be no bacteria alive on a five-foot radius!

*shudder*
*shudder*

[straussmonster]

Yeah, it's like: "Hey, bacteria! Want to try to live in this throat and these nasal passages? Prepare for 100 proof annihilation!!!!"

*wink*

[pen_and_umbra]

My poor bacteria. After gargling with saltwater and rinsing with port and Hungarian liqueur, they're really taking a beating.

[straussmonster]

Hungarian booze? This sounds...interesting. Let's see: unpronouncable name, funny pictures on the bottle, smells like god knows what...am I right?