Lord Voldemort's Illustrated Guide on Becoming a Megalomanic Genius
Warnings: Sheer insanity. World's silliest Malfoy hair. Largish image. HBP spoilers! One-shot.
Alternate entertainment: For those of you not into Potter, how about a naked Ian McDiarmid in bed with a guy (omg crotch grabbing)? Or world's strangest comic book or perhaps incentive not to jaywalk?