FIC (SW): "In the Imperial Navy" (Vader/Piett, PG-13)

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Title: In the Imperial Navy
Author: pen_and_umbra
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: Vader/Piett
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Crackfic! Implied non-con, toys, bondage, whatnot -- after all, this is Vader. In crackfic.
Disclaimer: Not mine, all George's.
Word count: 1,509 words, complete, one-shot.

Summary: Along with the rest of the crew, Admiral Firmus Piett sometimes

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Okay, your icon made BRAIN BROKE ARRRR! *ded*

Crack gets ya, always.

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Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god. Oh no. Oh god.

[pen_and_umbra]

Haven't seen "Man", whatever it is, though I already quake in fear. Have seen rendered Jar Jar porn, though, which was scarring enough.

*shudder*

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There. Are. No. Words.

Okay. Tackled it partway through, had to stop to squeeze eyes back into sockets, and then decided to save the rest for that particular sort of evening when I'm three sheets into the wind and feeling suicidal.

Thank you. I think? kjdflkhslkeu