Fic: Ex Machina (7/9)

[pen37]

Fic: Ex Machina (7/9)
Series: Special Projects
Summary: After their experience with the Demon Meg, Chloe is broken. Dean is shattered. Somehow, they've got to find a way back, while at the same time figuring out how to stop a Demon-made Artificial Intelegence.
Author: pen37
Beta: Clarksmuse
Fandoms: Smallville/Supernatural/DCU
Characters: Chloe,

Comments

damnation, I *squeed* in the office!

[katelennon]

and then prompty had to LIE my ass off to explain myself. There is no way my office administrator would understand my utter glee at Clark/Dean. I told her I won a pair of shoes on Ebay.

EeEEEEEEE! Dean/Clark awesomeness! Is it wrong I want them to play cards and Dean to kick Clark's ass because he sucks at bluffing? Really?

Re: damnation, I *squeed* in the office!

[pen37]

Except that Clark would totally cheat and use his X-ray vision.

Is it wrong that I'm excited that I made you have to lie to your boss XD

YES.

[katelennon]

but it's okay, because well, you're evil (as evidenced by the fact that Dean and Chloe have STILL not done the horizontal lambada) so, I give you slack.

Hee! Going OOT with the family for our "Christmas" weekend.

Ayee!

Re: YES.

[pen37]

Maybe if you're a good little girl, Santa will bring you Chlean doing the horizontal lambada for christmas.

And now, thanks to you, I can't say that without thinking of kinky sex involving flamingoes or yellow feather boas.

*shakes head*

Oooh. Kinky sex!!!

[katelennon]

How else are you supposed to have kinky sex? Feather boas are a staple of such behavior!

Where are you from, Kansas or something???

And btw, you tease Chlean and I swear I will send meadowlark wreaths.

I WILL! *stampsfoot*

Re: Oooh. Kinky sex!!!

[pen37]

Yeah, but . . . flamingoes O.o

LOL! You're just going to have to wait until christmas and see if Santa thinks you've been good enough. ;)

Pen, sweetie, you know I *hate* Christmas

[katelennon]

I really, really *hate* Christmas. Dean and Chloe should have hot, steamy, passionate sex on the winter soltice or something.

Why? Because Christmas has become an obligation-riddled commercialized day where we all ask "what did we get" and not a "wow. I've got so much, thanks God!" to be found. It makes me very, very peckish.

I'm thinking pagan holidays were at least honest.

Bah Humbug!

Re: Pen, sweetie, you know I *hate* Christmas

[pen37]

Well, hopefully you'll like "A Very Special Projects Christmas." I promise, there will be no singing Carrie Fisher in this one.