Hmph....
So - spring is springing. Is it just me or is everyone in hormonal overcharge after the quiet and cold winter?
People from the past are in hot pursuit of a date with yours truly, apparently. My hot retro boyfriend is bringing me coffee... my junior high friend is trying to take me out. Little do either of them know I'm not doing ANYTHING until I lose 20lbs. Is that stupid? I don't care, it is really hard to think about dudes and sex and stuff when you can't stop thinking about having a fupa and camel toe and whatnot. Not that I have those things - but it is very likely that I COULD.
Kacey is coming over tonight so that is good. I need some damn non-objective friends to talk about all the weird shit going on.
Comcast is coming to install some shit tomorrow so I don't have to update from my phone/library/Matt's/Mom's etc.
THAT'S NOT MY NAME! :D
People from the past are in hot pursuit of a date with yours truly, apparently. My hot retro boyfriend is bringing me coffee... my junior high friend is trying to take me out. Little do either of them know I'm not doing ANYTHING until I lose 20lbs. Is that stupid? I don't care, it is really hard to think about dudes and sex and stuff when you can't stop thinking about having a fupa and camel toe and whatnot. Not that I have those things - but it is very likely that I COULD.
Kacey is coming over tonight so that is good. I need some damn non-objective friends to talk about all the weird shit going on.
Comcast is coming to install some shit tomorrow so I don't have to update from my phone/library/Matt's/Mom's etc.
THAT'S NOT MY NAME! :D