Sep 05, 2000 12:22
Come on over to sanssouci's, we're mixing all sorts of horrid celebrity death couplets there.
mine thus far:
courtney, courtney, pudding and pie,
kised the kurt and made him die.
jimbo, what was up wif choo:
drowning in a bath of your own spew?
River the coke up his nose he would swipe,
No shock Martha found him dead at the Vipe.
Di did die and Dodi did too,
Now we groan as Camilla at Big Ears does coo.
Dorothy at men would often make passes,
Shame she required both types of glasses.
Woeful, groan-worthy stuff. Fun.