Ho-ho-oh whatever!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday quenya and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I helped zorichan across the street (6 points). In April I pulled over and changed kiruppert's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I gave supertechlink a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last month I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (722 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
pembrokewkorgi
Because... you know... I want a pony...
FOR DINNER!