I have a problem...
...And they say that admitting you have a problem is the first step to making it go away.
I have a collection of dressy-type pants for work. Since they're dressy, they have fancy closures on them. Instead of button-and-zip, it's button-and-fasten-and-zip. Apparently my brain can only handle two step pants. On a daily basis, I find my fly WIDE OPEN. DAILY. Sometimes more than once a day! This has been happening for at least a month.
How is this happening? Am I THAT absent minded that I forget a very important step in dressing myself each morning? Or is it some kind of Freudian subconscious...THING where I'm providing easy access to all I meet?
I want this to go away. Or use it to my advantage. I could really go either way.
I have a collection of dressy-type pants for work. Since they're dressy, they have fancy closures on them. Instead of button-and-zip, it's button-and-fasten-and-zip. Apparently my brain can only handle two step pants. On a daily basis, I find my fly WIDE OPEN. DAILY. Sometimes more than once a day! This has been happening for at least a month.
How is this happening? Am I THAT absent minded that I forget a very important step in dressing myself each morning? Or is it some kind of Freudian subconscious...THING where I'm providing easy access to all I meet?
I want this to go away. Or use it to my advantage. I could really go either way.