Santa has been naughty!
There is this guy my dad knows. his name is Bill Plummer. You might know him as the Galleria malls "santa" welp, he is a friend of my grandfathers, pig farmer, big guy. STRONG GUY. well... he was helping my grandpa and dad gather up the cows to take to the butcher and such... well the one had horns...and Bill was picking on this 800 pound cow (obviously...santa isnt smart...) soooo it charged him with the horns. Bill was pissed off. So.... this BIG man punched the cow right in the middle of his head AND KNOCKED HIM OUT!! Now, not only this...but he then DRUG THE COW TO THE TRUCK! now...my dad and grandpa and barry had just watched all of this... the only thing said was from my dad... "DONT PISS OFF SANTA!!" and sadly enough... this story was true.
I heared a TON of "the one day....we were herding cows" stories. XD "and this one time...at band camp..." (speaking of which starts in like 2 weeks X.x) but yeah. it was funny. soooo many violent memories my dad brought back...and he was about to die laughing the entire time. he old us how he and his 4 friends were drunk and stole a barber pole...then got it confinscated at the front part of their camp. then how they stole a flag from this HUGE flagpole in FL and one guy got skinned from the flag pole and the other burned for covering the light (also drunk then...didnt get caught though...) then how they left there friend for4 days and about 10 guys bought him 1 case of 24 pack beer before he left and told him if he finished ALL of the beer before they got back, he wouldnt have to pay them back... my dad was the last back and everyone is screaming "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" and he sees the guy swelled with alcohole poisoning! XD but he was on his last beer. ahhh. good times. i remember doing stupid shit like that. not really anymore. WHY?! lmao. remember josh-tapon thing? and the Mr. V statue? and Fa-LIP? HOLY JUNK! and Ages ss and over! (the old school we broke into and stole the book?) The rainbow dance and junk? wow.
My goal for the year is to go nuts. not really. for one i NEED to bring my grades up...by a lot! :/ aiy. but also i think i need to have some fun. find someone to totally freak out with. >.> other than justin! Lmao. he said the most retarded things today!! We had all this saw dust on this piece of wood. then we dropped the piece of wood and he exclaims " Oh woah! it's like a WATERFALL!!" <3 i raised him well. later i pushed him over and told him it was like a water fall and he said "BUT THERES NO WATER!" my dad said..."There wasnt on that wood either..." "no. but there was falling. "-me. ah. i win! then we found a snail. it was a nice snail. yay. it wasnt dying...buti burried it anyways.
we worked on that stupid shed for 10 hours. 8:30 am- 630 pm. X.x it sucked. but ah well. we got a ton done. dad pissed me off a few times. whatever. its done and over and now i am soar. X.x tonight i must clean. 2m i'll pack. were not leaving till 12 ish. so i decided to procrastinate. im good at it so yeah. whatever. i want to sleep. X.x sleeeeeeeeeeep!!!! Jono just got hurr. woohoo. say ello 2 him! he made a wierd grunty noise. i am scared. oh noes.
I'm done for now...cause... i should help carry shit in. omgbye2u!