001 Lollipops [VOICE POST]

[peloripop]

BOSSUN!!

If I found out you slacked off on dusting duty, I swear to all that's freakin' holy to your tiny little---

--....ARE YOU TRYIN' TA ESCAPE YOUR DIVINE RETRIBUTION WITH THIS WEIRD CHANGE OF SCENERY?! DO YOU GOT ROMAN IN ON THIS?!?!

BOSSUN!!!!

[[OOC: Aaaaand heeeeeeeeere's HIMEKO~! Going to bed, though, so~ Will reply to tags later. :3

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[sketdanchou]

2/??? (lol computer crashing but i wanna get this out)

[sketdanchou]

3/??? (my god i may need a hiatus. comment every 3 hours? crai)

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[sketdanchou]

TO: Himeko-baka (peloripop@citynetwork.com)
FROM: Bossun (sketdanchou@citynetwork.com)
SUBJECT: HELLO FROM NEW ARUBA!

Heard you came to the City. Your cute club chief appreciates your loyalty but you came too late. Have moved to Aruba, been seduced by buxom older woman with five children and massive pottery conglomerate. Do not come looking for me. This is not reverse psychology.

orz orz orz OMG ERIE. GO TO A LIBRARY OR SOMETHING. ;__;

[peloripop]

TO: Bossun (sketdanchou@citynetwork.com)
FROM: Hime-sama (peloripop@citynetwork.com)
SUBJECT: WHERE THE FUCK IS ARUBA?!

WHERE THE HELL IS ARUBA?!?! YOU BETTER GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! THE QUICKER YOU GET HERE, THE LESS BEATING YOU GET. EVERY MINUTE IS ONE LESS HIT. AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN A POTTER--

WHY AM I EVEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS?!?! I'M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO THINK THIS IS E-MAIL TAG, DAMMIT!! YOU BETTER GET OVER HERE!!! SWITCH ALREADY FOUND ME, SO CAN YOU!!!

headin' out to a netcafe in 2 hours. 5:30pm here.

[sketdanchou]

NOT UNTIL YOU PUT AWAY THE BIG WOODEN STICK OF DEATH YOU CALL CYCLONE! IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I WON'T EVEN SEND YOU A NICE POSTCARD OF MY NEW WAIFU AND CHILDREN. I HAVE ARRANGED A MARRIAGE FOR YOU AND MY ELDEST PIPO. HE HAS GOOD PROSPECTS, IS DEAF IN ONE EAR AND LIKES TO BE BEATEN WITH A CANE. A PERFECT MATCH FOR YOU!

[peloripop]

YOU BETTER NOT BE MARRIED, BOSSUN!! AND YOU BETTER NOT BETROTH ME TO YOUR RETARDED LITTLE MAKE-BELIEVE SON!!!