Do you read me, Lieutenant Bowie?
Dear David Bowie,
I know it was probably very awkward for you to be dancing around with a bunch of Muppets, but I have to say that Labyrinth is one of the greatest fantasy films ever made, and that I don't know if your other acting roles will ever quite match Jareth.
You should also know that I probably talk about your junk far more often than a normal person. This is mainly motivated by the fact that you wore tights in Labyrinth, but also because you were completely naked in The Man Who Fell to Earth.
Please never stop being so awesome.
Love,
Christy
P. S. There's an internet campaign to rally for you playing Eleven on Doctor Who. While I would love to see more of you being amazing, I think I'd rather see you and David Tennant being awesome together.
I know it was probably very awkward for you to be dancing around with a bunch of Muppets, but I have to say that Labyrinth is one of the greatest fantasy films ever made, and that I don't know if your other acting roles will ever quite match Jareth.
You should also know that I probably talk about your junk far more often than a normal person. This is mainly motivated by the fact that you wore tights in Labyrinth, but also because you were completely naked in The Man Who Fell to Earth.
Please never stop being so awesome.
Love,
Christy
P. S. There's an internet campaign to rally for you playing Eleven on Doctor Who. While I would love to see more of you being amazing, I think I'd rather see you and David Tennant being awesome together.