No, seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!?
So, I've seen all kinds of trouser fashions- baggy jeans, skinny jeans, and the one that most confuses me: tying the cuffs of your jeans into your shoelaces. And I've seen all levels of belt, from Grandpa's under-the-armpit clencher to showing so much boxer that the guy looks like a penguin waddling down the street. But on my way home tonight I saw something I've never seen before: A gentleman on the bus was low-riding his jeans, BUT WEARING BRIEFS UNDERNEATH, so that he was flashing full-on upper thigh and tighty-whitey butt. But they were blue. (Tighty-bluey?) Anyway, Dude might as well have been wearing assless chaps. (Not sure that would have gone over too well in the South Bronx however...)
And it's about 35 degrees outside! Don't your thighs get cold, dude?
p.s. This was not a creepy guy exposing himself on public transportation. I'm perfectly clear on what that looks like, thankyouverrymuch. This was just a guy going home, eating his stinky sweet & sour chicken dinner, minding his own business. This is the future of inner city fashion.
And it's about 35 degrees outside! Don't your thighs get cold, dude?
p.s. This was not a creepy guy exposing himself on public transportation. I'm perfectly clear on what that looks like, thankyouverrymuch. This was just a guy going home, eating his stinky sweet & sour chicken dinner, minding his own business. This is the future of inner city fashion.