Spring '08

Jun 02, 2008 18:36

Hi.
Shocking, I know.

Message at the top of the window says "9 minutes remaining."

Like I wont just log back in.

The list for today:
*Bathe. Daily. Without fail. No arguments. Women DO NOT like men who are not clean, and when you're in the situation YOU are in, you need every leg-up you can get.
Start today, and never stop - or content yourself with being alone forever.

*No spark? That's not what you were saying a few months ago, liar. (either then or now)
Keep this about what it's about, please. (and ftiw, I'm not even remotely unhappy with you - I just want to make sure you understand that people remember what you say, and hold you to it.)

*Quit drinking. Nobody likes you when you're like that, and you're like that a lot.

*I wish I could, too, hon, but I can't. Neither can you. Let go.

And to all of my friends who have chosen to bear children, please take heed: Whether you like it or not, whether you know it or not, whether you believe it or not, everything you do affects your child, and thereby everyone your child will ever come in contact with, directly or indirectly. Be who you want your children to become, every minute, whether they can see you or not.

Me? I need to work on being financially responsible. I don't mean "stop spending the rent money on crack/hookers/gambling", I mean "give yourself a pedicure instead of paying Huong to do it", or "pack your damn lunch instead of having Big John's every day".

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