Summer Legacy: 3.1
[Reeeaaaad]
Hay y'all! School's out for me now, so hopefully that means I'll be able to make an update every other day! (If ya know, I'm feelin' it.) Anywho, I'm going to be a junior this year (y can't I just be a senior already why) ugh. Okay, well I should probably get to the update now. LETS GO!
Simon: Hey sweet, we got new lights.
Scarlett: I fucking hate these lights. :)))
Yes, I did update the house! There won't be any house picsmpam because I forgot to take pictures of every room (oops). But now everyone will be able to have their own rooms, hopefully.
Scarlett: I STILL FUCKING HATE MYSELF UGH.
Yeah, so does everyone else so sHUT UP.
I lol'd when Pria came over to give her parents a visit, and her and Scarlett greeted each other like this. They're all "ugh, it's you again"
Simon: Oooh, she's even prettier when she's picking on Scarlett!
HEY, I'M WATCHING YOU WITH YOUR "family kisses" BUDDY. YOU'RE NOT TRUSTED YET.
Somehow I managed to repair most of Simon and Scarlett's relationship after Simon cheated. They're both pretty pissed off still, and occasionally get the thought cloud of each other with flames, it's all good! As long as they're stable enough to make me babies, so be it.
Inside the house we find Carlotta and Ricky, still close and in love as ever.
Carlotta: Ricky, I'm getting older... Maybe we have enough time for another baby? #familysimprobs
OH HELL NO. That would just be weird. You'd have to share diapers with your baby, ew.
Scarlett: OH YAY I'M PREGGERS! :D
Yaaaaaaaay. I love you Scar, but hopefully your children aren't as dumb as you are... SORRY. Someone had to say it. -.-
Carlotta: SHIT IT'S THE MAC AND CHEESE AGAIN! ++cooking enthusiasm
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LEAVE THE COOKING TO RICKY.
Speaking of which.
Ricky: Sup guys? :D
Olivia is constantly showing up at the house uninvited, but I don't mind it! I love Liv, and I have faith that she'll be da best aunt evar!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
Simon: Awww, puppy! *Snuggles*
I bought the family another dog because the whole household kept rolling the want to "obtain a pet" or "adopt puppy or kitten" so whatevs. I hope this dog is better than all those other dogs we've had. (IMY DOUG). Oh, and the puppy's name is Pip, like as in Pipsqueak. :)
I don't even care if Liv's a lesbian, I trust her. IT'S YOU WHO I DON'T TRUST SIMON I'M STILL WATCHING YOU.
Carlotta: Arg, matey! Gimme all your gold!
Carlotta's still in the criminal career, currently working as a cat burglar. If she shows up at your sim's house, don't blame me.
OH MY GOD YOU'RE HUGE.
Carlotta: So honey, now that you've graduated from college, you're bringing in some money! Right?
Olivia: Uh... yeah..
Olivia: *Stuffs face in spagetti*
Lol, she's still unemployed but WHO CARES, MOTHERLOAD IS A GOOD CHEAT TO USE ON SPARES. >.>
Scarlett: Catch this, bitch! *Chucks water balloon at Pria's face*
Pria: Eugh! You're lucky you're pregnant.. >:|
Scarlett: TRY TO CATCH ME NOW, PRIA.
I think Scarlett's an undiagnosed schizophrenic.
Scarlett: Heh, love you too, honey. you better fucking watch yourself
Scarlett: RAAAAAAAAAGFHHHHHH! IT HURTS!
Simon: *In some sort of daze*
It's a little baby boy! He's got Simon's freckly skin, Carlotta's brown eyes(!!), and red hair even though it looks blond in this lighting. His name's Tyler.
Ricky: Aww, drink up, my grandson! I want you to be big and strong just like grandpa. :')
What are you are you even talking about.
Scarlett: UGH, DAD. I'm so freaking bored!
Ricky: Aw it's okay honey, daddy's gonna make you some mac and cheese, okay?
As long as it's not Carlotta. She's now banned from the kitchen.
Scarlett: WHOOP DERE IT IZ.
In no time at all, it's Tyler's birthday! Get ready for some oober cuteness!
BAM! Is he adorable or what? I see a lot of Simon in him.
In other news, Pip grew up! Not much of a pipsqueak anymore, huh?
& Now it's time for my founder to get old. :( Even though she's an idiot like Scarlett, I still wuv her. And HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU, 110?
Carlotta: Naaaaw, I'm just a mere 54. :)
Good, pls don't die on me yet pls.
A little potty training and they're already best friends! Why couldn't my life be like that?
Scarlett: OMG SIMON HELP, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.
Simon: Say chair, goddammit >:|
It's a wittle baby girl, Sunday. She's got her daddy's blond hair and freckly skin, and Carlotta's brown eyes(!!)
I know it seems like I'm rushing through this update, and that's because I am. Mostly because I want to get as much accomplished as I can.
Carlotta: Feels good being a big boy, huh Tyler?
Tyler: Whatevs grandma. *Stuffs face in grilled cheese*
Simon: All I did was give another girl a kiss on the lips, and she flipped out on me! Can you believe that? She's only keeping me here for my sperm. Mr. OrangeFlowers?
Everyone in this house is slowly becoming insane.
Maid & Paperlady: GROSS, THIS HOUSE SMELLS LIKE DOG POOP.
Scarlett: WILL SOMEONE ENTERTAIN ME FOR PETE'S SAKE?!
Oh my god you're so needy SHUT UP.
How do you feel about becoming an old man, Ricky?
Ricky: Meh.
The panda sweater makes him look all the more badass.
Simon: HEH LOOK AT DA STARZ.
Simon: BWAHAHAH KNOWLEDGE, WHAT IS KNOWLEDGE?!
Sunday: omg dad shut up ur so annoying god
Scarlett: Will you hold the baby? I've got to make dinner.
Simon: BAWK BAWK.
Scarlett: Ugh, you AND my dad are useless. *Drops baby on cold grass floor*
Simon: BAWK BAWK BAWK, BAWK!
Awwwww! But look at how cute they are! :')
Simon: Oh professor ball, you listen to me unlike my uncaring wife!
Prof. Ball: JUST GET ME SOME MORE CRACK FOR MY PIPE, YA HEAR?
Scarlett: Hehe, guess who's preggers again?!
SHUT UP OMG.
I really adore seeing the grandparents taking care of their grandchildren. It just tickles me heart.
Ricky: GUESS WHO JUST GOT PROMOTED TO HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER?? :DD
HAHA, HAHA, ha... Good luck with that.
Scarlett: HEY, SOMEONE MOVE THIS KID.
Simon: Excuse me but I believe my hand was up first, honey. :)))
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN.
Yay, moar birfdayz. Sunday's gonna be a toddler. :')
Everyone: *TOOT TOOT*
AWWWW SO CUTE. It's hard to pinpoint what exactly she inherited from her parents, but like Tyler I see a lot of Simon in her.
Scarlett: Da fuck u lookin' at??? :))
~ OKAY GUYS. I think that's enough for this update. Be looking out for future updates, because now that it's summer I have a lot of free time and not a lot of friends, so I'll be making updates more often. :) Oh yeah, I've put generation 2 up for download! Thanks for reading. :)