wtf is up with

[pelicanbay]

my fluctuating weight (the girls are tired of it)
a certain someone copying my every move
me getting annoyed at dumb things
me actually interested in learning
my obsession with m&ms
my fucking nose hurting
and my hair being a bitch

ugh fml

buuuuuuuuut i'm happy ^_^
i know what i'm getting jass for her birthday
and i can't wait to jump on my man
i hope he doesn't die under my massive body