Since no one ever keeps one resolution for the whole year (and if you say you can then you're a LIAR), why not do week-long sprints of resolutions instead. Just do what you say you're going to do for one week and you're free! Easy, huh? Now come up with fifty-two.
This year, I resolve to:
1. Go to bed before midnight.
2. Eat a healthy lunch.
3. Not hate on Choi Minho.
4. Stay awake in class.
5. Get assignments completed on time.
6. Not call my best friend a retard. Or stupid. Or dumb. Or anything like that.
7. Lose some weight.
8. Prioritize.
9. Socialize.
10. Not leak bias.
11. Not hate.
12. Listen to more than just kpop.
13. Get a new hobby.
14. Be nicer to my siblings.
15. Tone down the sarcasm.
16. Tone down the snarky comments.
17. Be less grumpy in the mornings.
18. Clean my room and keep it clean.
19. Be nicer to my parents.
20. Learn a new piano piece.
21. Make a new friend.
22. Finish a project.
23. Get less than three hours of not-academic related screen time.
24. Brush up on my Chinese.
25. Brush up on my Japanese.
26. Post/update a fanfiction.
27. Procrastinate less.
28. Eat less sweets.
29. Forego ramen and all forms of instant food.
30. Forego anything unhealthy.
31. Indulge my inner child.
32. Take naps regularly.
33. Establish a schedule.
34. Love all of SHINee.
35. Take a break from manga.
36. Eat my vitamins.
37. Say no to tylenol, advil, motrin, etc.
38. Exercise more.
39. Spend less time on facebook.
40. Play more piano.
41. Volunteer.
42. Go on an adventure.
43. Be more organized.
44. Drink more water.
45. Relax.
46. Not insult anybody undeservedly.
47. Not mock other people's beliefs, no matter how ridiculous.
48. Stay away from caffeine.
49. Spend less than thirty minutes in front of a reflective surface each day.
50. Not drive.
51. Stay alive.
52. Never do another resolution list again.