Movie Review With The Professor: Narnia
Just thought I would put in my two cents about the Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. British kids piss me off, and I got real tired of them REAL quick; also, whatever "military expert" they hired for this movie was a moron who doesn't know shit about basic tactics. YOU DON'T PUT YOUR ARCHERS WAY THE FUCK BEHIND YOUR INFANTRY!!! Dumbass. So that's what I didn't like about it.
What I did like about it was that the White Witch was quite adept at dual-wield fighting, I don't know if there's a technical term for that; Liam fucking Neeson was Aslan, that kicked major ass; and to top it all off, the movie opens with Heinkel He 111s bombing London. I wanted to see a Ju 87 SOOOOOOOOOO bad, if I had even heard one, I would have lost it. And that's what I did like about it.
Overall, it was a fairly decent movie. Worth going to see. Especially if you don't have to pay for it XD And having a good friend there made it even better. Thanks, Carmen.
Ok, I haven't slept in almost a day and a half, so I'm done for now. Just remember:
Irises always smell strongest in the rain, even if it's raining blood.
"Once a king or queen in Narnia, always a king or queen."
What I did like about it was that the White Witch was quite adept at dual-wield fighting, I don't know if there's a technical term for that; Liam fucking Neeson was Aslan, that kicked major ass; and to top it all off, the movie opens with Heinkel He 111s bombing London. I wanted to see a Ju 87 SOOOOOOOOOO bad, if I had even heard one, I would have lost it. And that's what I did like about it.
Overall, it was a fairly decent movie. Worth going to see. Especially if you don't have to pay for it XD And having a good friend there made it even better. Thanks, Carmen.
Ok, I haven't slept in almost a day and a half, so I'm done for now. Just remember:
Irises always smell strongest in the rain, even if it's raining blood.
"Once a king or queen in Narnia, always a king or queen."