thonging the yard
this is my personal favorite from the friday hilarity that is houstonist's missed connections, because when you or your dog find underwear in your yard, whether the underwear is yours or not, and you choose to post it on craigslist to find the culprit, it's just plain funny.
"To whoever is leaving her panties in my yard - m4w - 39 (Sugar Land)
A little background:
On Tuesday night while going out to empty the dog, said dog picks up an unknown object and begins to carry it down the street. Being dark out, I cannot make out what the object is. A few houses down, he drops the object and I see that it is a blue thong.
"Curious," I say to myself and continue my jaunt around the block. These things happen and I think no more of the incident.
Last night, however, memories of the previous discovery come crashing back upon me when I discover yet another thong lying in my front lawn. Is this the new hobby of the young? Back in my day, we would toilet paper the trees. Is "pantying the yard" the new thing to do?
I appeal to the lady who is strewing her undergarments upon my grassy knoll, kindly cease and desist. If you must remove your panties on my property, feel free to knock on the door and come inside first. You will not meet with any objections or negative consequences. Making my yard look like a Victoria's Secret clearance sale is doing neither of us any good."
"To whoever is leaving her panties in my yard - m4w - 39 (Sugar Land)
A little background:
On Tuesday night while going out to empty the dog, said dog picks up an unknown object and begins to carry it down the street. Being dark out, I cannot make out what the object is. A few houses down, he drops the object and I see that it is a blue thong.
"Curious," I say to myself and continue my jaunt around the block. These things happen and I think no more of the incident.
Last night, however, memories of the previous discovery come crashing back upon me when I discover yet another thong lying in my front lawn. Is this the new hobby of the young? Back in my day, we would toilet paper the trees. Is "pantying the yard" the new thing to do?
I appeal to the lady who is strewing her undergarments upon my grassy knoll, kindly cease and desist. If you must remove your panties on my property, feel free to knock on the door and come inside first. You will not meet with any objections or negative consequences. Making my yard look like a Victoria's Secret clearance sale is doing neither of us any good."