secret identities
Bryan likes to think of random questions. Tonight he asked, "If you were in the witness protection program, what would you want your name to be?"
I thought the government assigned you names. Regardless, he wanted to change his name to Ben Derly. Get it?
I would be Penny Derly. We would be Benny and Penny Derly. Does that sound WASP-y?
We looked it up on wikipedia. Apparently, witnesses are encouraged to keep their first name and choose a last name beginning with the same letter.
What would your name be?
I thought the government assigned you names. Regardless, he wanted to change his name to Ben Derly. Get it?
I would be Penny Derly. We would be Benny and Penny Derly. Does that sound WASP-y?
We looked it up on wikipedia. Apparently, witnesses are encouraged to keep their first name and choose a last name beginning with the same letter.
What would your name be?