I don't know what side of the Jennifer vs. Angelina line you fall on, but this is fucking hilarious:
@JennAniston: At last we meet you husband-stealing bitch.
@JennAniston: Hello? Is this thing on?
@AngelinaJolie: Sorry, I was fucking Brad Pitt then watching him not leave me.
@JennAniston: #ouch
*courtesy of
The Superficial