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I'd just like to alert everyone that today I got what might be the worst haircut in the history of life. I went to my usual lady, who was busy so I took another stylist. GINORMOUS mistake. It was this stumpy weird mexican lady who I couldn't really understand, but since my normal lady owns her salon and obviously hired this woman, I trusted that my hair was in good hands. False. I told her that I wanted a shoulder length cut, with very subtle layers and LONG swoopy bangs to cover my tito. I should insert some back story here about "tito." When I was in high school, I had a nervous habit of pulling out my split ends. Over time, I ended up pulling out my entire widow's peak, which eventually decided to start growing back, leaving me with a short tuft of hair right in the middle of my forehead. I named it "Tito" and although many attempts have been made to get rid of it, it never really goes away. At any rate, I also stressed the fact that this MUST look good with only a quick blow dry or up in a pony tail as I was about to give birth in like a week. Apparently, this meant give me layers that ridiculously varied in length with short bangs and uneven sides. I bravely decided to take a photo to post here, but I have lost the cord that transfers photos to my computer. So now I look like a freak show and I have no way to put my pictures on the computer without going to a walgreens. AWESOME