to see the universe in a single grain of sand...or cholesterol...
So. It's been a long time.
I did another one of my "disappearing off the face of the earth" acts.
Now I'm back.
In black.
Watch out.
I learned how to play Magic. It's crazy fun, but the only person I can play is Jason and he beats my ass 80% of the time. Okay. 90% of the time. I think I've beaten him 5 times. Total.
We went to a tournament together last Friday at Planet Neo. I met this kid:
He is a major pimp for a twelve year old. His cell phone plan causes him to pay 10 cents for every text message he sends. I say that is unfair.
I saw Gunther a few nights ago. Heaven. I've missed her. I still have an ironing board in my trunk.
I found out that Likesta is in one of my many English classes. So here's the plan: I'm slowly going to convince her to marry Alex. She won't even know I am convincing her. I'm subtle like that. Then she will marry him and move in with him. Then I will move in with Gunth. And I will be out of this house. The end. Oh, and they will live happily ever after. The end.
Hey, look at this:
It's about cholesterol, but doesn't it look like something you would see through a telescope, not a microscope? Isn't that weird? Think about that for a while.
I'm done for now, but don't worry: I promise I'll be back.