sun-tans, catholics, adult swim, and total
So here I am, after my (new) daily sun regime, sittin' here, eating some Total. It's not that bad tasting and it's a good way toget my vitamins. Okay, that was a lie. It tastes like crap. Every bite is a chore. But it gives me vitamins without making me super shaky like a supplement would. It's a good thing (oh MAN, I just TOTALLY went Martha on your ass).
Anywho, trying to get some sun is becoming more and more tiring. The construction workers were out in full force today. I just pretended I didn't have four years of Spanish under my belt and tried to ignore them. It was hard. And slightly nerve wracking. Why can't I just tan faster? I don't want to get burned but, damn, give me SOME color! Come on!
Brad and I had the best conversation today. We were talking about sex. Then we were talking about a friend.
Brad: I mean, he's even more Catholic than you are.
Me: I'm not Catholic.
Brad: Okay, he's even more Catholic than I am.
Me: Brad, you're not Catholic.
Brad: Yes I am.
Me: You won't even set foot in a Catholic church.
Brad: Well, yeah, cause it's all over done and it takes away from the real point...
Me: But, you still consider yourself Catholic?
Brad: Shut up. Fine. He's even more Catholic than Mom.
Me: Wow.
Hmmm...guess it was one of those "you had to be there" moments... I laughed. And, really, what else matters?
So, I just read my friend Josh's LJ, and can I just say this: I hate his "friends". I would have put this all in a comment on his lj, but he would have just deleted it and, by God, it needs to be said. This kid is just so self-sacrificing, so kind, so amazing that he automatically attracts the most selfish people on the planet (or atleast within a ten mile radius). Hm...examples? I don't know...I don't want to name names...coughANGIEcough. coughAJcough. coughSONIAcough. coughBE...okay, I won't mention that one...even though I want to so badly. It's amazing that he can even find these people. He deserves so much better, and I sincerely hope that someday he will fall in with a crowd that is smart enough to appreciate him for who he is. Because who he is, is amazing. That's right. Sorry for the sentimentality, but it had to be said. Simple as that.
Top Five Quotes from This Week's Outstanding Adult Swim Line-up
5. "Jimmy crack corn, and he don't care! Jimmy crack corn, and he don't care! Bender crack corn, and Bender rules -- take that you stupid corn!"
4. "Ow! Damn! You hit me in the chin!"
"Oh. Sorry. I thought you were a ghoul."
"Well, I'm not."
"Well, it was your own damn fault for making noises like a ghoul."
"Dude, I was flushing the toilet!"
"Ghouls do that."
3. "This isn't even a real microphone. It's just a stick with two marshmallows on it."
"It's a very intimate venue. Just project."
2. "Our minds must be conflicting because you say Plague of Snakes and all I hear is Easter Bunny, Easter Bunny, Easter Bunny."
1. "It's me, Stewie...just bein' myself. What? That? Oh, that's just my package. Yep, my package. God delivered it, I signed for it. World keeps on spinnin'."
GAH! I can't eat anymore Total. I probably haven't even eaten a whole cup of it, but now I must stop. My mouth tastes like cardboard.