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Me & Tick
I never do these but I thought I'd really bore you all. It took me quite a while actually.
Opening Credits: Back In The Saddle - Aerosmith
Waking Up Scene: Provider - N*E*R*D
Car Driving Scene: Highway Chile - Jimi Hendrix
High School Flashback Scene: Every You, Every Me - Placebo
Bitter, Angry Scene: Cosmonaut - At The Drive-In
Break-up Scene: The Thrill Is Gone - BB King
Regret Scene: Like A Stone - Audioslave
Nightclub/Bar Scene: Strutter - Kiss
Fight/Action Scene: Come To Daddy - Aphex Twin
Sad, Breakdown Scene: How To Disappear Completely - Radiohead
Mellow Scene: Third Stone From The Sun - Jimi Hendrix
Dreaming About Someone Scene: Killing Me Softly - Carly Simon
Dreaming Scene: Butterfly Caught - Massive Attack
Sex Scene: Lightness - Death Cab For Cutie
Contemplation Scene: Provider - N*E*R*D
Chase Scene: Block Rockin' Beats - The Chemical Brothers
Happy Love Scene: Redundant - Green Day
Happy Friend Scene: A Roller Skating Jam Called S. - De La Soul
Death Scene: The End - The Doors
Funeral Scene: Blowin' In The Wind - Bob Dylan
Closing Credits: Karma Police - Radiohead
I sat on the toilet and looked at it. I originally thought it was some blob of dirt but I had now learned it wasn’t, although I wasn’t sure what it was.
It must be a tick. The tick was coming to get me. I put some folded toilet tissue on it and stamped down hard and then looked at it. It was still there; still alive and crawling towards me, undeterred. It wanted my blood. The little fucker wasn’t going to get any.
I wiped as fast as I could, never taking my eye off the menacing black dot. I stood up and brought my trainer down on it. I stared hard and it still crawled towards me. It still wasn’t dead. I couldn’t kill it. Its body was flat and thin, its legs were small but all eight pushed it closer to me. I flushed the toilet and pushed the tip of my trainer on to it, trying so hard to end the fuckers life. Push it into the carpet. Smear its insides. It was no use. I washed my hands and ran upstairs.
I never do these but I thought I'd really bore you all. It took me quite a while actually.
Opening Credits: Back In The Saddle - Aerosmith
Waking Up Scene: Provider - N*E*R*D
Car Driving Scene: Highway Chile - Jimi Hendrix
High School Flashback Scene: Every You, Every Me - Placebo
Bitter, Angry Scene: Cosmonaut - At The Drive-In
Break-up Scene: The Thrill Is Gone - BB King
Regret Scene: Like A Stone - Audioslave
Nightclub/Bar Scene: Strutter - Kiss
Fight/Action Scene: Come To Daddy - Aphex Twin
Sad, Breakdown Scene: How To Disappear Completely - Radiohead
Mellow Scene: Third Stone From The Sun - Jimi Hendrix
Dreaming About Someone Scene: Killing Me Softly - Carly Simon
Dreaming Scene: Butterfly Caught - Massive Attack
Sex Scene: Lightness - Death Cab For Cutie
Contemplation Scene: Provider - N*E*R*D
Chase Scene: Block Rockin' Beats - The Chemical Brothers
Happy Love Scene: Redundant - Green Day
Happy Friend Scene: A Roller Skating Jam Called S. - De La Soul
Death Scene: The End - The Doors
Funeral Scene: Blowin' In The Wind - Bob Dylan
Closing Credits: Karma Police - Radiohead
I sat on the toilet and looked at it. I originally thought it was some blob of dirt but I had now learned it wasn’t, although I wasn’t sure what it was.
It must be a tick. The tick was coming to get me. I put some folded toilet tissue on it and stamped down hard and then looked at it. It was still there; still alive and crawling towards me, undeterred. It wanted my blood. The little fucker wasn’t going to get any.
I wiped as fast as I could, never taking my eye off the menacing black dot. I stood up and brought my trainer down on it. I stared hard and it still crawled towards me. It still wasn’t dead. I couldn’t kill it. Its body was flat and thin, its legs were small but all eight pushed it closer to me. I flushed the toilet and pushed the tip of my trainer on to it, trying so hard to end the fuckers life. Push it into the carpet. Smear its insides. It was no use. I washed my hands and ran upstairs.