I do not know what i am doing
Here you are you fuckers. I suck at writing so oh god what is this.
FIRST ATTEMPT WRITING DRABBLE FICS OMG. I SUCK AT PROMPTS BUT ABOUT FIVE LINES INTO THIS YOU'LL REALIZE THIS.
shit, its also my first time writing for DOGS.
I dident like #1 AT ALL. so i deleted it and never bothered replacing it or fixing the numbers.
Even on adderall i'm a fucking lazy ass whats with that?
NC-17. Not like anyones actually going to listen, just needed to say it.
(If PS is post script would BS be before script? lololololololol IM GOIN FOR IT)
BS: I spell Heine's name like 5 different ways im sorry.
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DOGS Drabbles
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Yaoi, Swearing, Drug use, Character death.
Series: DOGS, obviously.
Characters: DOGS ones.
Disclaimer: IM BROKE SO YOU KNOW I DONT OWN THESE PEOPLE OR ARE MAKING MONEY.
Time taken: Fuck if i know.
2.[rip]
"Ffffuuuckin horny dogs." Badou cursed as he heard more sounds of ripping denim coming from below.
3.[Intoxicated]
Heine fucking loved Badou when he was drunk. He was funnier and just generally more interesting that way.Plus, it allowed him to fuck the redhead in any way he wanted and not have him complaining about everything.
4.[Partner]
"I Always thought you were cute, but i saw you with that white- haired guy all the time so i just assumed you were gay." The girl sipped the rest of her coffee while the redhead wondered how many false signals hes been sending out sense partnering up with Heine.
5.[Paint]
Heine was surprisingly a really good artist. Badou just wish he'd draw things other severed heads and their decapitators.
6.[old]
"Damn these teenagers and their incessant boning." Mihai tried ignoring the sounds coming from the bathroom at Buon Viaggo and went back to his newspaper.
7.[Fowl]
Six firetrucks,Three ambulances, And eight cop cars arrived by the time Heine and Badou were far enough away not to be seen.This was the first and last time Badou would ever invite Heine to a party.
8.[Order]
Heine couldn't help laughing when Badou asked to be on top.
9.[Haircut]
Heine refused to acknowledge Badous existence until his hair grew back to full length.
10.[Pirates]
"We could do this shit." Badou spits as the rest of the movie audience shushes him.
11.[Ghetto]
An electric toothbrush and a sewing needle make a perfect tattoo gun for the shitfaced dynamic duo.
12.[exception]
Heines only been thankful for Badou's big mouth when the redhead's on his knees and mewling.
13.[Free]
They walk out of family dollar with bulges in their pockets worth $15. "Gotta love places with no security cameras." The redhead fished out a pilfered lighter to light up with.
14.[Treasure]
A fake gun, a pair of handcuffs, three pairs of lace panties, a pacifier, Five lighters, a bag of gummy worms, and
a box of condoms were missing from wall mart the following Tuesday. However, all the dynamic duo really needed were the condoms and handcuffs. And maybe two out of the three pairs of panties.
15.[Grass]
"All hail the power of the gravity bong." Badou weakly raised his hand and plopped it down on Heine who just made a bizarre grumbling noise.
16.[Proverb]
Heine's neck ring and Badou's damages are all the proof that bad things happen to beautiful people.
17.[Strength]
Heine was afraid that if a nicotine depraved Badou somehow sprouted a Cerberus spine, he may have just found his equal.
18.[Cerulean]
"Pllleeaasseee?" Badou purred while stroking a bottle of manic panic atomic turquoise.
19.[Feel]
They say scar tissue is more sensitive. Heine fucking KNOWS it by Badou's reactions when he tongues the thin line under his eyepiece.
20.[Pain]
Badou didn't know why he was so surprised when he found out that the sick cunt actually LIKED it when he accidentally burned him with his cigarette.
21.[Falter]
Heine wished Badou really had sprouted a Cerberus spine when hes carrying the reddened corpse of his former partner away from the remains of the firefight.
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Badous a highlander, so he dident actually die.
PS: CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONES OF THESE ARE BASED ON MY PAST EXPERIENCES?
PLZ COMMENT. IM SO FUCKING LONEY
FIRST ATTEMPT WRITING DRABBLE FICS OMG. I SUCK AT PROMPTS BUT ABOUT FIVE LINES INTO THIS YOU'LL REALIZE THIS.
shit, its also my first time writing for DOGS.
I dident like #1 AT ALL. so i deleted it and never bothered replacing it or fixing the numbers.
Even on adderall i'm a fucking lazy ass whats with that?
NC-17. Not like anyones actually going to listen, just needed to say it.
(If PS is post script would BS be before script? lololololololol IM GOIN FOR IT)
BS: I spell Heine's name like 5 different ways im sorry.
_____________________________
DOGS Drabbles
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Yaoi, Swearing, Drug use, Character death.
Series: DOGS, obviously.
Characters: DOGS ones.
Disclaimer: IM BROKE SO YOU KNOW I DONT OWN THESE PEOPLE OR ARE MAKING MONEY.
Time taken: Fuck if i know.
2.[rip]
"Ffffuuuckin horny dogs." Badou cursed as he heard more sounds of ripping denim coming from below.
3.[Intoxicated]
Heine fucking loved Badou when he was drunk. He was funnier and just generally more interesting that way.Plus, it allowed him to fuck the redhead in any way he wanted and not have him complaining about everything.
4.[Partner]
"I Always thought you were cute, but i saw you with that white- haired guy all the time so i just assumed you were gay." The girl sipped the rest of her coffee while the redhead wondered how many false signals hes been sending out sense partnering up with Heine.
5.[Paint]
Heine was surprisingly a really good artist. Badou just wish he'd draw things other severed heads and their decapitators.
6.[old]
"Damn these teenagers and their incessant boning." Mihai tried ignoring the sounds coming from the bathroom at Buon Viaggo and went back to his newspaper.
7.[Fowl]
Six firetrucks,Three ambulances, And eight cop cars arrived by the time Heine and Badou were far enough away not to be seen.This was the first and last time Badou would ever invite Heine to a party.
8.[Order]
Heine couldn't help laughing when Badou asked to be on top.
9.[Haircut]
Heine refused to acknowledge Badous existence until his hair grew back to full length.
10.[Pirates]
"We could do this shit." Badou spits as the rest of the movie audience shushes him.
11.[Ghetto]
An electric toothbrush and a sewing needle make a perfect tattoo gun for the shitfaced dynamic duo.
12.[exception]
Heines only been thankful for Badou's big mouth when the redhead's on his knees and mewling.
13.[Free]
They walk out of family dollar with bulges in their pockets worth $15. "Gotta love places with no security cameras." The redhead fished out a pilfered lighter to light up with.
14.[Treasure]
A fake gun, a pair of handcuffs, three pairs of lace panties, a pacifier, Five lighters, a bag of gummy worms, and
a box of condoms were missing from wall mart the following Tuesday. However, all the dynamic duo really needed were the condoms and handcuffs. And maybe two out of the three pairs of panties.
15.[Grass]
"All hail the power of the gravity bong." Badou weakly raised his hand and plopped it down on Heine who just made a bizarre grumbling noise.
16.[Proverb]
Heine's neck ring and Badou's damages are all the proof that bad things happen to beautiful people.
17.[Strength]
Heine was afraid that if a nicotine depraved Badou somehow sprouted a Cerberus spine, he may have just found his equal.
18.[Cerulean]
"Pllleeaasseee?" Badou purred while stroking a bottle of manic panic atomic turquoise.
19.[Feel]
They say scar tissue is more sensitive. Heine fucking KNOWS it by Badou's reactions when he tongues the thin line under his eyepiece.
20.[Pain]
Badou didn't know why he was so surprised when he found out that the sick cunt actually LIKED it when he accidentally burned him with his cigarette.
21.[Falter]
Heine wished Badou really had sprouted a Cerberus spine when hes carrying the reddened corpse of his former partner away from the remains of the firefight.
_________________________________________________________________
Badous a highlander, so he dident actually die.
PS: CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ONES OF THESE ARE BASED ON MY PAST EXPERIENCES?
PLZ COMMENT. IM SO FUCKING LONEY