NO NO NO NO NO.
Ok, so this is very VERY Giovanni-centric right here.
Today in my creative writing class the girl next to me asked for an Italian name, and without thinking i just shot out "Giovanni." She wrote a whole story about some guy named Giovanni and let me just say, it is THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. I'll post it once the teachers done grading it. |D
Meanwhile, i was listening to Kate Hudson's song 'Cinema Italiano' from the movie NINE. (fucking FANTASTIC movie btw.)
And let me just say that its Giovanni in fucking song form. See for yourself, heres an excerpt.
"I Love The Dark And Handsome Guys
With Their Skinny Little Ties
Dressin Mod, Lookin Outta Sight!
I Love To Watch Em As They Cruise
With Their Pointy Leather Shoes
Wearin Shades In The Middle Of The Night.
Dark And Handsome Guys
Skinny Little Ties
Shades In The Middle Of The Night
Speedy Little Cars
Hip Coffee Bars
Sleek Women In Positano..."
ITS GIOVANNI,RIGHT?? YOU KNOW IT IS.
Specially the shades part fer srs.
So, being a photoshop freak fantard i of course HAD to ...vividly illustrate these and include our little Cerberus fuck in there, so lets just see how this all turned out.
"I Love The Dark And Handsome Guys
With Their Skinny Little Ties"
"Dressin Mod, Lookin Outta Sight!"
"I Love To Watch Em As They Cruise
With Their Pointy Leather Shoes"
(you KNOW Giovanni has Gucci shoes)
"Wearin Shades In The Middle Of The Night. "
WHEN DOESENT HE WEAR SHADES? (fun fact: Giovanni wears his sunglasses in the shower)
"Speedy Little Cars"
(yes, Giovanni drives a SMART car. You knew that too.)
"Hip coffee bars"
(I'm not sure starbucks qualifies as a "hip coffee bar" but whatever.)
"Sleek Women In Positano"
(wonder woman is sleek right?)
TEHRE YOU HAVE IT. I gave you a SMART car driving Gio, a Apron-clad barista Gio, and a woman Gio. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
(btw, no i am not trying to making fun of Gio in any way. Hes my (second) Fav character in all of DOGS <3 <3 <3 <3)
Oh, one last internet reference before i go.
+ 1,000,000 Badou Bucks to whoever gets the reference.
UNTIL NEXT TIME.
GIOVANNI AND I LOVE YOU.
Today in my creative writing class the girl next to me asked for an Italian name, and without thinking i just shot out "Giovanni." She wrote a whole story about some guy named Giovanni and let me just say, it is THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER. I'll post it once the teachers done grading it. |D
Meanwhile, i was listening to Kate Hudson's song 'Cinema Italiano' from the movie NINE. (fucking FANTASTIC movie btw.)
And let me just say that its Giovanni in fucking song form. See for yourself, heres an excerpt.
"I Love The Dark And Handsome Guys
With Their Skinny Little Ties
Dressin Mod, Lookin Outta Sight!
I Love To Watch Em As They Cruise
With Their Pointy Leather Shoes
Wearin Shades In The Middle Of The Night.
Dark And Handsome Guys
Skinny Little Ties
Shades In The Middle Of The Night
Speedy Little Cars
Hip Coffee Bars
Sleek Women In Positano..."
ITS GIOVANNI,RIGHT?? YOU KNOW IT IS.
Specially the shades part fer srs.
So, being a photoshop freak fantard i of course HAD to ...vividly illustrate these and include our little Cerberus fuck in there, so lets just see how this all turned out.
"I Love The Dark And Handsome Guys
With Their Skinny Little Ties"
"Dressin Mod, Lookin Outta Sight!"
"I Love To Watch Em As They Cruise
With Their Pointy Leather Shoes"
(you KNOW Giovanni has Gucci shoes)
"Wearin Shades In The Middle Of The Night. "
WHEN DOESENT HE WEAR SHADES? (fun fact: Giovanni wears his sunglasses in the shower)
"Speedy Little Cars"
(yes, Giovanni drives a SMART car. You knew that too.)
"Hip coffee bars"
(I'm not sure starbucks qualifies as a "hip coffee bar" but whatever.)
"Sleek Women In Positano"
(wonder woman is sleek right?)
TEHRE YOU HAVE IT. I gave you a SMART car driving Gio, a Apron-clad barista Gio, and a woman Gio. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?
(btw, no i am not trying to making fun of Gio in any way. Hes my (second) Fav character in all of DOGS <3 <3 <3 <3)
Oh, one last internet reference before i go.
+ 1,000,000 Badou Bucks to whoever gets the reference.
UNTIL NEXT TIME.
GIOVANNI AND I LOVE YOU.