Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.
I now live in an apartment in Blacksburg with John and my sister. It is a nice place overall since we have wireless internet, a 27-inch flatscreen, and a new couch. It also helps to have a garbage disposal and a dishwasher.
I just got back from the awesomest vacation ever. Maria and I went to Myrtle Beach this weekend. We stayed in a hotel right on the beach and did all the cool stuff you do at the beach. We ate at this nice-ass restaurant right on the water near the beach, where ducks and fish fight for table-scraps. The meal ended up costing ninety dollars, so it's good that Maria paid for her sixty-dollar surf-and-turf. We putt-putted, swam in the ocean, and cruised the strip. It was the best vacation I've ever been on and I'm quite satisfied.
On the way back we managed to find our way to my old house in Colonial Charters. It was really strange seeing the place after so many years. From the looks of it, one might think my family was rich at one point in time.
Also, we stopped in Marlboro County and stole a tobacco plant from a farm on the side of the road. John and I plan on making our own cigarettes.
The Gentle Reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become, until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the Gentle Reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass.
I just got back from the awesomest vacation ever. Maria and I went to Myrtle Beach this weekend. We stayed in a hotel right on the beach and did all the cool stuff you do at the beach. We ate at this nice-ass restaurant right on the water near the beach, where ducks and fish fight for table-scraps. The meal ended up costing ninety dollars, so it's good that Maria paid for her sixty-dollar surf-and-turf. We putt-putted, swam in the ocean, and cruised the strip. It was the best vacation I've ever been on and I'm quite satisfied.
On the way back we managed to find our way to my old house in Colonial Charters. It was really strange seeing the place after so many years. From the looks of it, one might think my family was rich at one point in time.
Also, we stopped in Marlboro County and stole a tobacco plant from a farm on the side of the road. John and I plan on making our own cigarettes.
The Gentle Reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become, until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the Gentle Reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass.